Mongo

A large retard

That Mongo at McDonald's couldn't get my order straight, so I told him to get b-b-b-b-brain surgery.

by Joe_Balls July 22, 2021

Mongo

Cutie

Mongo is a demunitive of a word Mongol and it means a cute Mongolian.

She/he is a Mongo. Cute Asian girl/boy

by Doc Dumpling April 13, 2022

Mongo

A dutch twat who is kinda retarded

Merlin is such a mongo!
Omg dude have you seen that merlin guy, hes such a mongo!

by Tyler1223 January 22, 2020

Mongo

A really nice person who gets bullied by their peers for being nervous

Jaysus she’s some mongo

by Chickensndturkeycock May 19, 2022

Mongo

Used as a nickname to describe someone with brute strength.

Tildon's nickname is Mongo. Because he can hoist an engine out with his bare hands.

by MongoWife November 8, 2021

mongo-proof

a task or action which is extremely easy to do, so easy that someone retarded or someone of extremely high dependency is able to do without a problem.

changing that light bulb was mongo-proof.
'hey man', 'this plan is mongo-proof'.
playing that instrument is mongo-proof.

by stevethebus October 22, 2011

Mongo

A misunderstood person who is afraid of hurting other peoples feelings

I’m a mongo

by Chickensndturkeycock May 19, 2022