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Bloody rubbish Mansfield

Popular refrain around football stadia in the Second Division of English football, as the yellow-clad dimwits concede yet another hilariously soft goal
hahahahahahahahaha, I can't believe they just did that, you're absolutely bloody rubbish Mansfield!!!
by Division Two April 1, 2003
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mans ruin

Women are most obviously mans ruin.
by FP49 February 2, 2009
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Manshadow

your friends awkward, often creepy and more times than not, inapropiate boyfriend. It's not that these gentlemen are intolerable individually but when with a large number of their girlfriends girlfriends, their "manshadow" qualities are more pronounced. Often the manshadow will only talk to/address significent other, giving him a more hollow persona, hence shadow. Usually uninvited.

(Linguistic credit goes to Alex)
"Oh my god, she brought her manshadow with her." "Is it a girls night? Yeah, no manshadows aloud"
by Walex Kapaccino July 6, 2010
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Manscaping Paradox

A natural and uncontested law of the universe. Simply put, if a man shaves his goods before a date for the purpose of intercourse, he will NOT have sex that night. However, if he forgets to manscape, he WILL most likely have sex. A true no-win situation.
Shaving my goods before sex IS good manners, but The Manscaping Paradox says that I can’t shave if I want to smash. Damn. I
by StuffTheMoot January 23, 2020
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MansDoDab

I would simp for MansDoDab any day
by ToastyPog March 26, 2022
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Northern Manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.
(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015
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Northern Manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.
(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015
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