A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."
by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 17, 2023
When the female is laying on her back and her legs are on the man shoulders (or women whatever is your preference) and her wrist are held down
by Macdaddyjayd February 20, 2017
“Wow man I just had to goth chicks shove 13in strap one in my dick and ass Montana missionary style”-gage/gaige
by Sister do January 21, 2025
by Real facts 4 lyfe September 06, 2021
When you fuck in missionary after a breakup/fight and it’s all good again because missionary makes you fall in love again.
by milehighmike July 25, 2022
by missionaryqueen June 09, 2023
A member of the LGBTQ+ community that spreads the word of the LGBTQ+ ideology to any and all around them, whether or not anyone asked or if it's even relevant to the topic of conversation.
Characteristics defined by this offshoot of the LBGTQ+ community members include;
- Self insertion into conversations
- Heavily argumentative
- Unapologetically annoying
- Their sexuality being their one and only personality trait
- Prone to virtue signalling
- Resorts to childish insults when met with logical debate or factual evidence
Characteristics defined by this offshoot of the LBGTQ+ community members include;
- Self insertion into conversations
- Heavily argumentative
- Unapologetically annoying
- Their sexuality being their one and only personality trait
- Prone to virtue signalling
- Resorts to childish insults when met with logical debate or factual evidence
Person 1# "So today I had a Trans-Missionary tell me that my hair style is cultural appropriation"
Person 2# "Really? What did you say?"
Person 1# "I told them that their septum piercing and coloured hair is also a form of cultural appropriation and as a result was met with insults based on the colour of my skin"
Person 2# "Really? What did you say?"
Person 1# "I told them that their septum piercing and coloured hair is also a form of cultural appropriation and as a result was met with insults based on the colour of my skin"
by Namdrater August 28, 2021