Miracle Beer

A beer you didn't know you had until it was ALMOST too late.

Man, I thought I ran out of beer. I happened to look behind the milk and I found one last beer, the miracle beer.

by MickeyESA August 29, 2015

bad miracle

Mentioned in the 2022 neo-western flim, Nope, it is a event that's solely unfortunate, but happened seemingly at random. You know that saying,

"Out of all of in the world, it had to happen to me."

"I mean, sure . . . you got your brother's car. But it was at the cost of someone actually murdering him. So . . . wouldn't that be a case of a bad miracle?"

by Royal_Defense710 June 12, 2023

Miracle Poo

When you go to wipe your shitty arse after dropping the kids off at the pool, but discover there is no poo to clean up.

You were quick mate, are you sure you wiped?
Yeah mate, just had a miracle poo.
You lucky bastard!

by CoombeDingler February 28, 2017

Tandoori Miracle

When Indian food finds you once it knows you are ready for it.

Viji's randomly delivered to my house last night, it was a tandoori miracle!

by Tandoori Miracle October 9, 2014

Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

by Slippin' pee hands December 27, 2021

Miracle Plug

Baby pacifier

baby pacifier is a miracle plug

by samwise13 August 17, 2012

Medical Miracle

When a 49 year old man gets complete knee replacement and his surgeon, attending provider, and physical therapist praise him profusely

BC claims to be a medical miracle .

by KJHOOK January 11, 2023