a mexican limo

to get picked up by the police

we got picked up at the party in a mexican limo

by juna santo December 4, 2009

mexican border

non existant fantasy line

person 1 those people were crossing the mexican border
person 2 there's a border?!

by dhzdf October 3, 2005

riding mexican

The act of riding in the bed of a pickup truck due to lack of available seats inside the cab. Favored by rednecks, frat boys, and illegal immigrants.

"There's no room up front, looks like you guys are riding mexican tonight"

by Encyclopedia Leroy Brown June 30, 2009

Mexican Standard Time

Giving an early time because you know everyone is going to be late anyways...

I told them to be there at 10 Mexican Standard Time because they are always an hour late and the soiree actually starts at 11.

by kosmik85 June 27, 2009

mexicanmobile

A taco truck, or other type of mobile Hispanic food dispensary.

Juan: "¡Mira! ¡El camión de delicias!"

Steve: "The fuck is he on about?"

John: "Don't worry. He just spotted a Mexicanmobile."

by eljefedetaco May 6, 2011

Mexican Wrist Watch

The act of wrapping your dick around your wrist and then asking an unsuspecting friend if they want to buy a watch.

Jared: Hey man you wanna buy a mexican wrist watch? Travis: (Turns around unsuspectingly) Damn man it's your dick!

by Fiveash March 1, 2010

Mexican Bull ride

While during anal sex the man says to the woman "i have aids." And she she trys to get away the man must stay on.

Brister was making love to a hooker and said he had aids, and she took him for a 3 mile run around the block while he was still on. mexican bull ride

by In diana jones January 20, 2009