mexican

the damn person who stole my job and mows my yard but i still pay them
that damn mexican stole my job
by job stealer September 09, 2019
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A person of mexican descent (beaner), who can be usually found in their trailer. They usually roam in packs ranging from 5-46 most likely riding in the back of an old beat up low riding flat bed truck with plastic spinners from the local dollar store yelling "dude what the flip! Viva mehico!" in their stupid mexican accents. They are found wearing wife beaters and g-unit memmorabilla (bling).
Normal person: Why are you such a beaner?
Mexican (Usually named Juan, Jose, Julio, or JD): I don’t know man but you know that they have a new crunch wrap supreme at taco bell for 66 pesos! And then we might have enough pesos to hit up the dollar store and buy some tamales!
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Someone who jumps fences
Ey Pedro!

What!

We Going to jump Border to Freedam!

Oka...y lemme jump fence first

Oka...y

Daily Mexican Life
by EddieTheHead July 30, 2011
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mexicaned

to become incredibly hammered and make out with and almost be molested by a person inside of a close space
guy 1: Dude, you hear what happened yesterday?

guy 2: No what?

guy 1: Yeah, Candice got mexicaned last night.

guy 2: With who?

guy 1: Joe
by pseudonym (not really) December 22, 2008
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the person cutting your grass outside and also the guy who plays reggatone with the bass wayy too loud on their car

the girls are hott though
white guy minding his business:(reads newspaper)
mexican driving down the road: (plays reggatone on car too loud)
white guy: man that motherfucker!
by iaintnohataijushavinfun October 18, 2009
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Proof that indians had sex with buffaloes.
Mexicans can't help but to smell bad because they are part buffalo.
by guido#24 August 03, 2009
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The guy that mows my lawn
"That Mexican sure does a good job at mowing the lawn"
by Midnight_Luna February 25, 2016
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