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urge to merge

When two lesbians get together, and almost instananeously become THE SAME FUCKING PERSON.
trumpet and jeni got dat baaaaad urge to merge lolololol111!
by lesbojo March 22, 2010
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Margo

A Margo is a DIVA. She wears her red lipstick proudly and offers no apology when her dog, Bruno craps on your lawn. She is a loyal and trusted friend as well as kind and giving. In fact it is rumored that a Margo gives to many a male friend at all hours of the night.
Margo's tend to be women of impressive character and strong moral fiber. But don't turn your back, she will smoke your dope. A Margo is a mad crack-whore and she is known to many south of the border as one of the most notorious and feared one eyed, one horn, giant purple people eaters.
A Margo is allergic to Pledge, but sometimes she eats it anyway. She is a quirky sort of gal like that.
Highly sensitive coupled with non-judgemental a Margo was overheard telling a slow moving elderly lady in line at Blockbuster that if she didn't put it into Fast Forward soon Margo would "beat her with a small child".

A Margo has impressive strength and a large collection of red bricks.
A Margo has unmatched intelligence and is highly modest. At times a Margo will go into the closet to change her mind.
I met this fascinating lady the other night.
She was running from my neighbors patio with an armful of red bricks all the while spitting and screaming "if they are not cemented down they must be free". She must be a Margo!
by Pooty Puff Puff March 24, 2010
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Dirty Margot

It's where you get jackhammerd in your doo doo hole by a diamond encrusted champagne bottle while watching the last 15 minutes of Superman III
I invited her over to netflix and chill and ended up giving her a dirty Margot
by Doc Dirty Fuck June 20, 2019
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Merg

A shortened and derogatory word for mergina, analogous to vag.
Joe: I went down to the sea last weekend and got some sweet merg.
Tom: Mmm, I love me some tuna.
by Niles Ward November 5, 2006
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Mengo

A Brazilian kid who likes to steam of cock burns ass people. He can also be found slapbutting those of the male persuasion.
<Mengo>waaarggh small penis! I slapbutt it!
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Mergiful

The act allowing a person to merge as in a traffic situation when said person is in jam and cannot continue along a path. Bestowing mercy in a traffic conundrum.
Allison did not see the signs to merge on the freeway, so she was hoping someone would be mergiful and let her in. Chris was a mensch and was always mergiful in his driving.
by kleetus_chris January 8, 2010
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margot

a girl with brown/purple hair and a wicked sense of humour. if you ever meet a margot, keep them around.
person 1: yo i met a margot yesterday
person 2: holy shit, can you introduce me?
by aestheticfinch December 29, 2020
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