Maxwell Banks Underwood

A Maxwell Bank Underwood is a boot ass marine, new the Alpha Company Camp Pendleton. He has an overtly large head, egotistically and literally.He is a major D-Bag who cant seem to see past anyone or anything but himself. Dispite his Overly-dramatic Texas twang. And the fact the hes getting "The boot" from his current military position

Dude, that kid is such a boot. No hes worse, hes a Maxwell Banks Underwood.

Man that guy has such a disgusting accent, hes a total Maxwell Banks Underwood!

by Fort. Tune October 16, 2009

national maxwell the cat day

national maxwell the cat day is on every january 29th and on every jan 29th we celebrate national maxwell the cat day in this day you listen to maxwell the cat theme until the day is over!

today is national maxwell the cat day yay

by text chess server January 29, 2023

Charlie Ian Maxwell Bird

A man who gets no bitches on his dick.

"You're telling me he died a virgin?"
"yeah man, he was a Charlie Ian Maxwell Bird."

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

Maxwell alabaster house griffin

My very (old) good boi

Maxwell alabaster house griffin Is a very good dog

by —Monotone-Dragon— July 17, 2023

Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichner

noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)

verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant

Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.

by zyzz_legacy February 1, 2022

maxwell crawford

a dumb chad like creature that avoids everybody

if you find a maxwell crawford approch with caution

by cancerbaby1 October 22, 2019

Maxwell Pride

is used as a term for a bunch of middle aged men and woman who sit in their driveways and consume large amounts of alcohol no matter what the weather is snowstorms, tornadoes, rain, and sunshine that does not deter their habits.

I’m going to find some of my neighbors and get our Maxwell pride on

by Driveway Drinkers November 24, 2021