Maxwell Banks Underwood

A Maxwell Bank Underwood is a boot ass marine, new the Alpha Company Camp Pendleton. He has an overtly large head, egotistically and literally.He is a major D-Bag who cant seem to see past anyone or anything but himself. Dispite his Overly-dramatic Texas twang. And the fact the hes getting "The boot" from his current military position

Dude, that kid is such a boot. No hes worse, hes a Maxwell Banks Underwood.

Man that guy has such a disgusting accent, hes a total Maxwell Banks Underwood!

by Fort. Tune October 16, 2009

national maxwell the cat day

national maxwell the cat day is on every january 29th and on every jan 29th we celebrate national maxwell the cat day in this day you listen to maxwell the cat theme until the day is over!

today is national maxwell the cat day yay

by text chess server January 29, 2023

Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichner

noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)

verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant

Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.

by zyzz_legacy February 1, 2022

Charlie Ian Maxwell Bird

A man who gets no bitches on his dick.

"You're telling me he died a virgin?"
"yeah man, he was a Charlie Ian Maxwell Bird."

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

Maxwell alabaster house griffin

My very (old) good boi

Maxwell alabaster house griffin Is a very good dog

by —Monotone-Dragon— July 17, 2023

Maxwell Coleman

A Sussy-Baka with with braids he likes men but Ramier he's so hot that sexy ahh light skin uhhh Zaddy chad gets all A's Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so coooooh he gets all the females What a DAddY

Maxwell Coleman kinda sus

by lol not ramier May 1, 2022

Maxwell W

Maxwell is the best person anyone could have in their life he has the best smile the most pure eyes and the kindest heart he’s the cutest most adorable person in the world and he knows how to make anyone smile everyone gets annoyed with him at first but gets used to it after a while and realises that he’s actually awesome he’s loud and funny and can make anyones bad day seem good doesn’t matter how long you’ve known him it’ll feel like a lifetime he could have any girl in the world but he focuses his time on the one true love of his life who’s a year older than him but that doesn’t matter he has brown hair and blue eyes and he’s a bit short but makes up in the ways it counts he’s always there for a shoulder to cry on or just someone to vent to and he’ll never judge or push your boundaries

Have you seen that guy he’s the sweetest he must be Maxwell W

by 33T4444 August 5, 2022