maths final

A cruel and unusual form of torture administered by sadistic educators, designed to measure a student's ability to solve complex mathematical problems under intense pressure. Often characterized by its daunting length, lack of mercy, and its ability to induce anxiety, despair, and self-doubt.

In some cases, math finals are used to determine a student's academic fate, leading to feelings of dread and hopelessness. Students who survive the ordeal often emerge traumatized, with a newfound appreciation for the power of calculators and a deep-seated fear of numbers and Greek symbols.

I thought I was prepared for the maths final, but as soon as I saw the first question, I literally died.

by Abd_ May 7, 2023

maths munch

A maths munch refers to someone who adores and is very passionate about maths. They ‘munch’ up any sort of maths work , and very often try to incorporate maths into every activity they do, and attend before and after school maths clubs. Maths munches can communicate telepathically with eachother, sharing their equations, but the majority of maths munches are lone wolves who enjoy to lurk in the shadows. Anything below 90 percent is considered a fail for a maths munch, and they have to go into hiding after this. A food that helps the maths munch brain is chocolate and tuna, which is well known amongst the maths munches as a sacred meal. The original maths munch is a boy named Leon who adores maths with his whole heart ❤️

“Did you see Leon the other day?”
“No i didn’t, he was in 24 hour maths camp”
“What a maths munch!”

by chocolatentuna October 9, 2023

baby mathy

Another name for the older brother from "the boss baby"

look, there is the boss baby, and there is baby mathy

by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 6, 2021

Hegarty Maths

A educational website run by a multimillionaire bell-end known as colin hegarty. He is the cause of suicidal lessons and straining all of your blood, toil, tears and sweat into a fucking equation

Hegarty Maths gave me diphtheria last night

by Ethanslovelylife June 11, 2021

Shabaans mAths teacher

A sick maths teacher tall and buff, very smart. some say he is smarter than shabaan Khan and alama spinx but nobody will know. his name has nigerian origins and means river of blessing. He is a blessing to our maths class, but not when he sets maths homework tut tut. one question well never know about sir is how many lebron jam he has on toast for breakfast.

shabaans mAths teacher is teaching us period 5 browny.
nah g he aint

yeah he is why you lying

i aint shush

by shabaan did not write this October 21, 2021

National no maths day.

The poor students in set three maths don’t feel like working today so this is our attempt at convincing our teacher that it’s no maths day. Wish us luck.

“Gosh I really don’t feel up to trig graphs today”
“Don’t worry it’s national no maths day!”
“Hey miss! It’s National no maths day.”

by sieisfunny May 26, 2021

I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.

I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.

I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023