Chip Magnet

Someone who is addicted to any form of fried potato.

Dude 1: "Hey, you're eating another bowl of chips?"
Dude 2: "I can't help it, chips love me, I'm a chip magnet!"

by Moccodile January 30, 2020

dong magnet

a straight man who is more desired by men than women

John Stamos is such a dong magnet

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 6, 2021

clown magnet

The ability to attract complete idiot duechebags. A male or female who is generally a good person but for whatever reason attracts the worst people who turn out to be complete clowns, idiots, duechebags, or similar. Happens in business as well - a decent salesperson often attracts clowns as customers.

Poor Sally has another customer treating her like crap. She is such a clown magnet.

by Makaha Bandit July 1, 2014

bitch magnet

A man's possession that attracts females. Usually anything that suggests he is rich and powerful.

My Honda is my car, my SL55 AMG is my bitch magnet.

by krunck May 15, 2005

tranny magnet

a person to whom gravitates transexuals, travesties, transvestites and the like. generally a sorted, open-minded and inclusive person. fun to be with.

wow, you are such a tranny magnet. i wish i were like you.

by BCN Good May 10, 2006

fucking magnets

a line from the song miricles by insane clown posse, possibly one of the stupidest songs ever, in the song they ask easily answerd questions that somehow they just cant figure out like "why do some mountains have presidents on them?", or "why are my kids black?"

ICP: fucking magnets how do they work?

4th grade science teacher: positrons from one magnet are atracted to electrons from another

ICP: wtf? h4x

by blakizzle April 19, 2010