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machalavian

"I never went to school so I spell it 'machalavian'"
by Machiavelli(TTB) March 28, 2005
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St Machar

St Machar is the best school in Aberdeen

All teachers are pedo and junkies,
Every corner you turn there are slags, pussys and roadmen,

Chips and Cheese all over the floor, Sanitary food!
Witness junior WWE every single week (most likely with Tyler Rust getting battered)
The only downside to St Machar is the best teacher Mr Anderson quit because the children harassed the shit out of him.

Other than that 10/10 definitely recommend.
I go to St Machar Academy
by CuntFucker87 February 7, 2021
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Norm MacDonald

Hilarious. Harsh, biting sarcasm. Former host of SNL Weekend News. Norm produced the best comeback line of all time as a guest on the Late Show with Conan O'brien. See below:
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Best comeback line
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(Conan asks Courtney Thorne-Smith what the title of her new movie co-starring Carrot Top is)

Norm: If it has Carrot Top in it, it should be called Box Office Poison.
Thorne-Smith: No, it's called Chairman of the Board. There, make fun of that. (Smith resumes talking to Conan)
Norm: *Brief pause* I bet the "board" is spelled b.o.r.e.d.
Conan: Uncontrollable laughter.

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Hosting SNL after being fired from the show
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Norm MacDonald: When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a great show for you tonight! Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggie Dogg and Eminem are here. We'll be right back!
by CanOfCorn June 1, 2007
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Macboy

A male who is obsessed with Apple products, in particular they're Macs.

Has to have the latest version as soon as it comes out, and continually rants on about how Macs are superior to PCs.

They often have posters of Steve Jobs graced all over their bedroom walls and also try to be American if they aren't already.

They spend their spare time in Starbucks thinking they're superior and better than everyone else because they have an overpriced machine and an overpriced coffee.

To Macboys Apple can do no wrong!
PC User - "I just got a new laptop it's really fast i'm really happy with it."

Macboy Aaron - "Oh no no no, you don't need a PC my Mac is way better, Apple is so good their customer service is second to none. Best company ever. Steve Jobs is fucking god!!! Get a Mac and I'll meet you in Starbucks."

Mac User - "My MacBook pro has a broken headphone jack, it wont clip in!"

MacBoy Ben - "Oh no no no, that's just Apple's new safety design feature. Apple can do no wrong!!!!!!"

Aaron and Ben are Macboys
by MacUser84 December 14, 2009
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Breganos maccos Bratus

Celtic king of Galicia, also known as Breoghan macBratha.
Breganos maccos Bratus was a Milesian.
by GalaicoWarrior May 25, 2008
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Macgot

(mac-it)

Noun:
1) A mac loving faggot

2) Mac-Faggot

3) An idiot who wants to have all thought done by apple.

Verb:
1) To be anally raped by a mac powered dildo cannon.
Tina: I'm thinking about buying a mac to webcam with you
Dwanye: You're gonna be a macgot.
Tina: Don't you want to see me on the cam
Dwanye: Go buy yourself a fucking webcam instead of a mac.
If you're on a Mac right now. Go fuck yourself with the Apple Dildo Cannon for $5,000. You'll love the speed, power, and RAM it has on your anus that you'll forget about using that nice comfortable personalized cannon that you used to use.
by Sieabah L. Park September 30, 2011
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MacDoesIt

The funniest gay black man to be hosting a podcast with his best friend mike
Guy “Did you notice MacDoesIt on Messypod the other day

Other guy “yea, him and mike were talking about 2 football players one coach again”
by JayTheGayMatchaMan March 19, 2021
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