Minecraft

BlockyboiShagger aka Steve runs around looking for diamonds avoiding green thots on their period, literally gonna explode his ass, gonna hope he meets and destroys FaZeDRAGON by quick scoping his energy cubes, after that he shall kill The Wither by decapitating him and cutting his bollocks off. Another goal is to get a hot af girl to bang.

Minecraft boys

Minecraft by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

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Minecraft is where all losers find to there future like this gentlemen here....

Person 1:*opens door*
Person 2 :GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT.

Minecraft by Kenhasalife69 October 28, 2018

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The meaning of life

I’m a Minecraft

Minecraft by A big purple grape November 12, 2018

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What cool kids play, instantly making them superior to their peers. Minecraft requires a great amount of determination, focus, hard-work, and dedication. If you don't play Minecraft, you smell like pure ass.

Minecraft is the best game known to mankind. Roblox and Fortnite look up to this game, wiping away the tears that consist of the sadness of knowing that they'll never be as good as MINECRAFT.

People who play Minecraft make amazing friends. They're cool and typically have really greasy hair, but that's okay.

Minecraft forever!

"Hey, do you play Minecraft?"

"Omg, yes! How'd you know?"

"Your hair is so greasy that it looks wet. Also, you are just so cool dude!"

"Thanks!"

Minecraft by gentle snowflakes November 15, 2018