Bathroom Meeting

When your at your girlfriend’s house and you really wanna smash but her parents are around, so you call a bathroom meeting.

You: Damn I wanna smash
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.

by RottenPotato69xx June 15, 2019

meet joe

a polite way of saying "jack off"

-did you meet joe yet?

-hey bro ill call you back in 5 minutes
- where you gonna go?
- to meet joe

- its been so long since i met joe.

by meetingjoe123 January 13, 2011

Musk meeting

A meeting that contains information that could have been put I n a memo or email and is therefore a giant waste of time. Made famous by tech entrepreneur Elon Musk, who famously hates time-wasting meetings.

Example: Rachel “Are we really having another meeting about delivering services via Zoom.”

Eli “Yes, just another Musk meeting. Why can’t they just put it in an email and save us an hour?”

by Captain2020N May 2, 2020

Meet the Team

Meet the Team is a series of Source Filmmaker animations published by Valve to promote Team Fortress 2. The series consisted of 10 episodes, 9 of which star the main 9 playable characters and a 10th joke episode about the Heavy Weapons Guy's secondary weapon, the Sandvich (which is really just a sandwich, that in-game, restores 300 health for the Heavy and acts as a Medium Health Kit when given out to players). The series has helped Valve with developing the game's technology. Meet the Heavy, the first entry of Meet the Team, helped Valve test facial animations for more expressions for the characters in-game.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen those videos about those TF2 Characters?
Person 2: You mean the "Meet the Team" series?

by PurpleSpie April 28, 2020

Ba Meetings

"Beans Anonymous" . . . a weekly occurring gathering of disciples (see Eric2) to overcome their beans addiction. Ran by Chief Head Master Holy God Lord OverLord WarLord SupremeLord Doctor Professor PhD ABC 123 McNuggets. There is often music from bands such as Bean Day, Kasabean, Ocean Color Bean and Heinz Ferdinand. For snacks they eat bean flavored crisps, bean flavored peanuts, bean flavored crackers and beans.

Hey, McNuggets! When are the next Ba Meetings scheduled for?

by Probably . . . November 22, 2013

Backseat Meeting

The act of meeting another man in the back of a Jeep Grand Cherokee. 9/10 times the meeting will consist of a bunch of violent sex.

Damn man, Cam and Collin were having a backseat meeting after work. They were very loud and they left the lights on so everyone could watch.

by Cam15 July 27, 2022

Clown Meeting

Something funny to yell when you're in the woods with your friends

Friend: what do we do now
Me: *yells* CLOWN MEETING

by Caleb Mack November 8, 2016