Madrid Moment

An irrelevent statement said while nobody is paying attention, yet otheres hear it. An official Madrid moment has no response. Also, many madrid moments can kill a joke, ruin a good conversation, or just be dumb as hell.

Jerry-"ya there was this fine chick, big ass, big tits..."
Madrid-"DUDE GUYS; look what michael did to my arm!!! (shows bruise)
Marcus-"Dude you just had a Madrid Moment..nobody cares at all."

by Drew, Giovanni, Marcus, Jerry October 23, 2007

Maoried

Usually a kiwi term used for when something needs to be fixed quickly and then mended with duct tape or no. 8 fencing wire.

For eg, I had a car accident and my bumper fell off, I needed to get to work that day, so got some tape and maoried it back on....

by Wigged October 7, 2010

majoritily

a step below always, and above frequently. the event will occur unless something interferes

Casey majoritily sits next to Adam.

by BAPPL January 3, 2009

derpus majoris

lacking smarticles in every sense

"oh man, you see that girl over there....she is a derpus majoris!"

by lainabug November 13, 2011

bruno madrigal

the hottest 50 year old there is 😍😍😍😍😍 (character from the movie encanto)

pup: did you see bruno madrigal in encanto? i can't believe he's 50!
su tart: zamn hes 50?! 😍😍😍😍

by camiloslefteye January 4, 2022

madridiots

Those brainless Real Madrid Fans who say nonsense facts to show they're cool.

Hey: did see messi's header goal vs sporting gijon ?
Madridiots: but Ronaldo can jump higher, messi is shit with 5 ballon d'or record..

by Bayern rapeen madrid April 18, 2017

Real Madrid

A Football team which was formed in 1902, competing in the Primera Division or 'La Liga'. It has never been relegated from top flight football in their 103 years of playing. It is possibly the greatest football club in the history of the game, or for that matter the most successful club of the 20th Century. The King of Spain "King Alfonso XIII" gave the club the blessing to become "Real" Madrid C.F. Real meaning Royal in Spainish. They have won a combined total of 29 La Liga titles, 9 Champions League Titles, 1 European Super Cup, 3 Intercontinental Cups, 2 UEFA Cups, 17 Copa del Rey Titles and 7 Spainish Super Cups. Since Florentino Perez took over the role as Club President in 2000 he has spended big on buying great players like Zinedine Zidane, Luis Figo, Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, Micheal Owen, David Beckham and just recently buying Robinho from Santos for the next five seasons. In the past two years unfortunately they haven't won any major titles, but with new reinforcements they look better then ever and will prove their worth in the up-coming season.

Real Madrid C.F are the greatest club in the world, i love watching them play it's just amazing! HUGE FAN! NO OTHER CLUB CAN BOAST THE SAME RESPECT AS REAL MADRID C.F

by Ashton Pereira August 26, 2005