44 magnum

A pretty powerful pistol. Highly popularized in the Dirty Harry movies and described as "the most powerful handgun in the world" even though it was not.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? -- Dirty Harry (1971).

by JurisDoctorJ January 6, 2008

MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER

The most powerful handgun in the world undisputedly, it bends the .44 magnum over a bathtub and rapes it. With its 8-3/8-in. barrel, the overall length of the Model 500 is 15 in. and the empty weight is 4.5 pounds. The cylinder alone is almost 2 in. in diameter and approaches 2.25 in. in length. Thumb the cylinder open and five charge holes await. Each is 1/2 in. in diameter, and the .50-cal. cartridges they hold are almost 2 in. long. Load five of them and the total weight of the handgun climbs to 5 pounds.The .44 mag reaches at max 1900ft. The model 500 reaches up to 2600ft.

Dirty Harry: Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world

Dying man: Actulay the most powerful handgun in the world is the model 500 smith and wesson magnum revolver.

Hirty Harry: You bastard.

by Da Money March 17, 2005

Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

44 magnum

a fucking cannon with a pistol grip.

if you are up to 20 feet away and i shot at you with a "44 magnum" and missed by as much as five feet you would wish you were dead due to the awesome force that flys by after one of the cartriges have been detonated.

by joe penley March 3, 2004

Baggy Magnum

The actions and end result of one who wears a Magnum brand condom in attempt to gain relative street credit in the eyes of his peers but cannot fulfiill the size obligations that a Magnum brand condom entails.

For those who need to overcompensate for their unfortunate size qualifications and cannot obtain street credit in generic ways, one might feel the need to wear a Magnum brand in the attempt to trick people into believing that he is not lacking in size and that he has relative street credit. This will be a failed attempt and will result in a Baggy Magnum.

by BMDS May 16, 2010

.44 magnum

According to a friend of mine:

"The .44 magnum, for when you need to shoot through not 1 car, not 2 cars but 3!"

Also capable of destroying your arms if you hold it wrong

Harry fires a .44 magnum, he didn't hold it right and was sore for weeks

Larry who is in a gunfight fires his .44 magnum at a guy hiding behind a car. The guy died.

by captain caffine March 6, 2011

Opus Magnum

How idiots spell Magnum Opus

"It was his Opus Magnum"
"Dont you mean Magnum Opus? You idiot!"

by DoctorEuthanasia November 5, 2018