DJ lurker

That one guy that lingers at Plug DJ Nightcore for 12 hours straight, waiting to play his music.

Have you seen any DJ lurkers lately?
Nah man, you?

by Random24/7 March 1, 2015

Jerk-lurker

Or jerklerker, is a person who intentionally Jacks-off around one person or in public.

"I was pissing in a bush till i saw the eyes of a jerk-lurker staring at me, then I heard the beating of meat"

"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."

by Defusion4 September 29, 2023

Lurker

A largeturd that won't flush away

Sorry, there's a lurker left in the loo.

by Tewel22 March 14, 2023

dark side lurker

People who act good but deep down are bad .

Someone who will help you so they can fuck you over.

That handy man I hired seemed so nice but in reality he was a dark side lurker who stole everything.

by Catfish67 November 1, 2015

lurkerism

The tendency to stay on after a movie ends, all the way till the movie credits end, just o make sure the person "doesn't miss anything" like Marvel and DC studio (stupid) after-credit scenes.

I like being a movie usher except for all the damned lurkerism. I just want to clean the damned theater.

by killermist November 20, 2017

like lurker

To be on Facebook and only "like" things. Never comment, never post, never add anything new to the conversation.

John always "likes" things, but never says anything. He is such a like lurker.

by AboveAStar November 5, 2011

LURKER

Someone, usually a creepy male, who has airdropped themselves into a space that they are not supposed to be in. Can be found inserting themselves in social scenarios they are not a part of and also lacks an understanding of social norms.

Examples of lurkers:
Man over the age of 25 at a college bar.
That frat boi who is always at the bar anytime you go.
Man who wears sunglasses at a club.

by PLIMPBULLS November 27, 2019