Lumberjack Chode

It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.

This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.

Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?

Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-

(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)

by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018

California Lumberjack

synonym for 'hipster'

"Gobun wears flannel and listens to death grips. He's a california lumberjack"

by MrGobun January 6, 2015

lumberjack

a person who loves smoking weed.
called a lumberjack because they 'smell like trees'

Cheech: people are gonna think we're lumberjacks...
Seth: why?
Cheech: cause we smell like trees.

by hiiitlist April 13, 2009

call a lumberjack

What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick.

"Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I got WOOD!"

by D. Gould February 6, 2006

Dutch Lumberjack

Sex act in which the male pushes or trips the female and she lands on her front side. Then the male yells "Timber" and falls over landing on her aiming his penis for her anus.

"I totally gave that ho a Dutch Lumberjack."

by Bobby Huff August 10, 2008

lumberjack sexual

A man that sports a beard or unshaven face, flannel and body hair. The natural man. Made popular by gay culture.

Brian is looking very lumberjack sexual these days.

by D double g November 28, 2015

Lumberjack Slam

When a male is having sex with a female from behind and right before he is about to cum, he kicks out her legs from under her and yells, "Timber!" and then precedes to cum on her while she's on the floor.

"1: Man, yesterday Trevor really gave that bitch the ol' Lumberjack Slam."

by Minjae'sHouseofPorn November 18, 2009