Lumberjack Shit

The most unholy of bowel movements.

"Hey I'll be right back, those Nacho's really gave me the lumberjack shits."

by Dassinbogs June 30, 2017

lumberjack

a person who loves smoking weed.
called a lumberjack because they 'smell like trees'

Cheech: people are gonna think we're lumberjacks...
Seth: why?
Cheech: cause we smell like trees.

by hiiitlist April 13, 2009

call a lumberjack

What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick.

"Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I got WOOD!"

by D. Gould February 6, 2006

Dutch Lumberjack

Sex act in which the male pushes or trips the female and she lands on her front side. Then the male yells "Timber" and falls over landing on her aiming his penis for her anus.

"I totally gave that ho a Dutch Lumberjack."

by Bobby Huff August 10, 2008

lumberjack sexual

A man that sports a beard or unshaven face, flannel and body hair. The natural man. Made popular by gay culture.

Brian is looking very lumberjack sexual these days.

by D double g November 28, 2015

Lumberjack Slam

When a male is having sex with a female from behind and right before he is about to cum, he kicks out her legs from under her and yells, "Timber!" and then precedes to cum on her while she's on the floor.

"1: Man, yesterday Trevor really gave that bitch the ol' Lumberjack Slam."

by Minjae'sHouseofPorn November 18, 2009

Canadian Lumberjack

When you 69 with a girl standing up and you drop her on her head.

My girlfriend killed me when i Canadian Lumberjacked her.

by Deeteezy January 19, 2010