postcode lottery

a situation in which someone's access to health services or medical treatment is determined by the area of the country in which they live.

Dave: My grandmother has been on the waiting list for a hip replacement for ages, this woman that lives a street away got it in a month, it’s a Postcode Lottery

by TheAnonymousVigilante November 21, 2023

German lottery machine

1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants

Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids

by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023

winning the lottery

the only way for dad to come back with the milk

You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!

winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk

by iburneddown21orphaneges December 28, 2022

Darwin Lottery

A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.

Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.

by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021

Lottery Tickiteer

The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.

I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

The lottery

Putting multiple condoms into a basket, while one condom has a small hole. Then when the time comes to use a condom a person mixes the condoms up and draws from the basket. Whom ever receives the condom with the hole wins THE LOTTERY.

Ryan played the lottery a couple weeks ago, turns out he won. He’s afraid the child support will be more than he can afford.

by Dat Bald head August 6, 2022

lunch lottery

A means to save money in which one family member, usually the mother, prepares lunch for all except one random member of the family.

How else can we cut on our spending? We are already doing lunch lottery.

by tree9368 May 9, 2022