Prokopis logic

A form of informal logic where neither the thought process apparently makes no immediate sense.

-Should I walk to the next city or move out of the country?
-Wow, that is Prokopis logic 101.

by piklachou September 09, 2021

teacher logic

Punishing a group of people (usually students of a class) for an individual's actions.

Mrs. C used teacher logic and got us all in detention after Rob put thumbtacks on her chair.

by btg3 July 02, 2015

homestuck logic

When you hate something and you love something at the same time. Basically stupid logic

It stupid but it's awesome! Hah homestuck logic

by Willis Miller March 28, 2017

mom logic

Refers to the logical thinking patterns that all mothers seem to share.

Please note that mom logic actually refers to a lack of logic.

After I was caught smoking a cigarette, my mom cut the power to my bedroom. Total mom logic.

by Hof September 10, 2006

Nobel Logic

Giving an award as part of encouragement or anticipation, despite the basis on which it is supposed to be awarded.

1. Obama winning the Nobel Peace prize, despite being nominated less than two weeks after assuming office.

2. Failing student: Teacher, May I have an A for the semester?
Teacher: Why should I?
Failing Student: I believe it will motivate me to get an A in the next semester.
Teacher (using Nobel Logic): Alright, you have an A. However I expect you to get an A next semester.
Failing student: Unfortunately, I already have an A, so I don't really need to try next semester, I am already satisfied.

by notonthenobelcommittee October 10, 2009

Jordan-Logic

used by Jordans worldwide, a kind of twisted logic which only makes sense to Jordans or close personal freinds of such people, who have, over time, become accustomed to this odd use of langauge.

also known as Jordan-Slang, Jordan Rhyming-Slang, or most commonly "what the fuck? speak normally you twat."

"in a beef lizard"

in short, translated means:

"in a beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.

"Lizard" - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sounds like while.

so, in short, "in beef lizard" is translated into "in a while"

For example:

"Jordan 'insert last name here', are you coming out?"

"In beef lizard"

"Okay what time?"...etc

This is a simple explanation of Jordan-Logic

by Tom Metcalfe November 22, 2006

school logic

a rule that does not make any sense execpt the person who came up with it

the enforcement of "no electronic devices in school" is school logic

by the holy ghost July 01, 2006