Llama Dick

A large, uncircumcised penis.

Girl 1- Doesn't your boyfriend have a llama dick?
Girl 2- Yup, and he's an animal in the bedroom.

by QueenBee1994 April 13, 2016

Llama cheddar

Another word for smegma, but also known as "dick cheese"

I would do my boyfriend, but he has Hella llama cheddar up on that bitchh

by YahSgnijsrgbiurbgi November 13, 2011

Purple Llama

A combination of the greatest color that ever existed, Purple, and the greatest animal that ever existed, Llama, forming a godlike creature known as the purple llama.

John: Man, I'm so high.
Bill: Hey, man, I think I just saw a purple llama fly by!

by Hahalcoholic November 15, 2010

Drama-Llama

Like the Bluebird of Happiness or the Chicken of depression, the arrival of the Drama-Llama guarantees that a situation will become emotionally unstable. Tears will be shed, accusations will fly, and hearts will be broken.

"...The female in question seems to be of the same mindset as I, namely that we'd have sex just because it's nice, we're not looking for a relationship and we're just enjoying ourselves and so on.

However, I've got the sneaking suspicion that this could quickly render me a visit from the Drama-Llama... "

by Gunblade April 20, 2005

Llama Lick

When a guy thrusts his pelvis forward making his junk fly up, sometimes hitting someone. This is mostly done with loose clothing.

Johnny Llama Licked a girl in order to get her attention.
Billy did the Llama Lick all night at the dance.

by Let the truth be told on the m September 28, 2011

Llama Lips

A hoe's vagina lips that be loose and stanky and leak a lot.

Guy 1: Omg look at Jenny.
Guy 2: Oh no that bitch has llama lips I've already tried to put it in.

by fabuloustrashcan May 18, 2016

llama toe

The male equivalent of a camel toe, but depicting the particular scenario of (usually a frenchman's) cojones falling out of homeboys' cut off jeans.

Maryse: I like your cut off jeans, Aria.
Brenna: Dammit Aria, you're supposed to wear underwear in those, your balls are falling out!
Aria: Shit, is my llama toe showing again?

by aria aka 'llama toes' May 12, 2010