lisa

one of the most prettiest, hottest, nicest, honesst, real girl in the whole entire world. this girl will make your world a WHOLE LOT better by just being in it. can make guys real horny, sucha turn on ;)
mostly found in relationships with guys named; nick, rick, daniel/dan, jesus, muscleman, christopher, will, nathan, garett, peter, lucas, zeke

SHES GOT THE WHOLE PACKAGE DEAL
She's sucha a lisa!
by gorgeousbabeeeeee March 7, 2011
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Lisa

An 22 Year Old Woman In The Popular Girl Group BLACKPINK.
Lisa is my bias!
by yeontae August 31, 2019
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Lisa

Angry scottish woman with a fringe
That Lisa......proper angry scottish woman with a fringe
by SCopeland February 7, 2019
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Lisa

An absolutely amazing girl, beautiful beyond compare with a nickname she totally hates. The greatest taste in music and and a wonderful body, a presence so intoxicating it kills me. What she lacks in vocabulary she makes up for in capactiy to love unconditionally. She is perfect and I love her ridiculiously.
"Damn."
"Yeah brah, thats Lisa"
by drdog March 20, 2012
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Lisa

Super wise and chill. Secretly bisexual. Is always there when you need to just talk nonsence. Great friend.
Wow that is so smart! You are being such a Lisa right now!
by Wise person. May 8, 2020
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Lisa

A person thats attracted to gavins.
Usually has more then 5 kids.

Shes highly attracted to cocks.

Shes easily, highly liked by many person and loves to socialise.

Shes also easily influenced by black cocks.

She has a big problem underwear.

Lisa is sexy. Shes deffinetly a slut and has many problem with people that dont like sex like she does.

She likes it rough with dildos hanging out.

She usually like to stay up late watching asian porn with her husband.

She likes getting tied up. Lisa prefers going out and dancing around poll then being home with her bastard kids.
"check out lisa's ass. Its attracted those pedos"
by HarrysaHarrysawingwang July 7, 2016
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Lisa

Lisa appears kind hearted and generous, however Lisa's are incredibly gulable and believes in spiritual healing and crystal shit. She tends to be very into her fashion but can't quite pull it off and as an adult she is obsessed with Disney and even spend masses on a hairdo that 'makes her look like snow white' (it doesn't). Lisa's are insanely beautiful and will have every guy at their feet, but she's very picky when it comes to love.... only the mega rich, in a rocky marriage and a house in London guy will do.

In the end she'll end up doing pretty damn well, but she will inevitably break up families and friendships to do so.
Fan girl 1: ooh who's that new bitch my fave actor is dating?!

Fangirl 2: ngl it's probably a lisa
by Cahchakah June 1, 2018
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