When a girl is fucking a guy from on top. Both parties orgasm simultaneously. The male launches the female off of him with the last thrust. Ejaculating everywhere like the flames of the space shuttle.
"Last night I space shuttle launched Lauren up, into my ceiling fan "
"Damn is she ok?"
"No, she had to go to the hospital, and it was very hard to explain to her parents ."
"Damn is she ok?"
"No, she had to go to the hospital, and it was very hard to explain to her parents ."
by Not so Strong April 7, 2017

When your drunk and you send an embarrassing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.
Girl: he went out with his mates last night.
Friend: oh right what happened?
Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!
Friend: how bad was it?
Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!
Friend: oh right what happened?
Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!
Friend: how bad was it?
Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!
by The Unforgetable June 1, 2011

by vuyctyiytfu February 14, 2025

by dream soft launch August 19, 2025

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!
*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."
If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."
If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021

jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)
he hated to, but had to scrub the launch
he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch
he hated to, but had to scrub the launch
he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch
by michael foolsley September 5, 2022
