by daddysfavlilgrl October 30, 2003
by CowMan April 15, 2005
A specific celebrity you and your significant other mutually agreed that it would be okay to have sex with should the two of you ever meet in public and have a one night stand.
My husband won't mind, Kiefer Sutherland is my celebrity lay.
by raindove March 09, 2011
To excrete an exquisite poo. A large, majestic, log like turd. Few people are capable of "laying an ace" but those who are.... we are a league like no other. Be proud of your creations, an ace is often easy to pass, moist, thicc, and nut scrapingly long. It's the Ricky Bobby of all dumps, the Mick Dundee of the brick laying world! If your Lou doesn't choke on your ace, it is not an ace. Aces are often laid at house parties or puplic bathrooms with unspeakably small thrones, or at porta jons where everyone can bask in the glory of the ace that you get to call your own.
To lay an acemeans to have one of the biggest poops of your life, often clogging the toilet "Bro I just laid the Opra Winfrey of all aces, I tried to send a pic but it took up too many gigs" "how do you do it bro, I could never lay even a half ace, you're an animal bro"
by 4GKLOS2 May 25, 2017
The act of defecating at a friend's, relative's, acquaintance's, or random stranger's house without flushing the toilet. This is done in a casual, or forgetful, manner and the feces is usually never found until the culprit has left.
Dude, Matt, I just went to drop a dog upstairs, and Al totally decided to lay a pig. You gotta flush that shit, man.
by SatelliteDaddy June 14, 2010
To not go with the crowd. To do your own thing. If you dont wanna deal with somebody or dont need their drama u say im going lay chill. Or if someone blows you off then later wants to hang ya no im going lay chill.
The midget mafia blew me off earlier then wanted to call me last minute asking for a favor. Nah dude I am just going lay chill."
by Saving smackier June 28, 2020
by Bucklicious August 04, 2017