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Patti LaBelle

One of the greatest R&B singers of all time. Known mostly for her crazy hair styles back in the 80's. And her girl group in the 1970's named LaBelle.
Patti LaBelle sings the hell out of Lady Marmalade, If Only You Knew, and Over the Rainbow. That is one bad b*$ch.
by Leeland January 13, 2006
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Labradoodle

A cross between two purebred breeds of dog: The Labrador Retriever and the Poodle. Contrary to popular myth, these crossbreeds were not created to "make a smarter dog" but to create a stable seeing-eye-dog more suitable for those with allergies to dander. Poodles are a single-coated breed, Labradors, the standard seeing-eye-dog, are double coated and blow coat (shed out) twice a year. The crossing of the two breeds for this purpose originally started in Australia.

Also contrary to popular belief, just because you throw a Labrador and Poodle together and make mixed puppies does NOT mean they will all be single-coated dogs. On a first generation mix, it's a crapshoot and they might all shed. If you want a Labradoodle that does not shed, you need to buy it from someone who has been breeding dogs proven not to shed in at LEAST a third or fourth generation mix (Non-shedding Labradoodle to non-shedding Labradoodle). Even then, there might still be the occaisional throw-back to the doublecoated Labrador that will shed.

Also, buying from a reputable breeder ensures that you don't get a dog that is scared of it's own shadow and won't fetch a stick.
"Labradoodle is a silly name for a dog."
by K9Trianer5 January 26, 2007
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Shia Labeouf

I need to take a fat Shia Labeouf.
by shittaker79 July 19, 2010
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label ho

Related to a label whore except that a label ho is someone who only sports fake brand name clothes and accessories, with the name of the brand usually placed somewhere for all to see. Label hos wear what they do because they are either too poor or too cheap or too tacky to afford the real thing. Label ho favorites include Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Coach, and Tommy Hilfiger. Label hos think they are fooling people by looking high class.
Look at that label ho with her fake Louis Vuitton purse and fake Tommy Hilfiger shirt.
by John Howard May 31, 2005
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Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf, known best for his roles in the Disney Channel show Even Stevens and in the motion picture Transformers, is a shapeshifting demi-god who is currently the greatest actor on the face of the earth. He was not born, but created in a rousing session of butt-sex involving Chuck Norris and Zeus, the god of thunder. In Greek his names means "The One Who Fucks Grizzly Bears", while in Latin it simply translates to " Big Dicked Moistener of Vaginas."

The first known historical evidence of Shia LaBeouf dates back to ancient Egypt. It is said that when Shia arrived in the country he immediately fucked all the hot Egyptian pussy. In fact, he fucked them so hard that they all died from internal bleeding. Furious, Shia created 10 plauges to spread across the country. He also freed the Jewish slaves and let them cross the red sea on his gigantic dick. Afterward he left the country and swore that from then on he would only pound chicks hard enough to make their vaginas bleed a little bit. This is the reason women now menstrate.

In the past he has taken on many names and identities. Some of these include Hercules, King Arthur, William Shakespeare, General William Tecumseh Sherman, Walter Cronkite, Smokey the Bear, James Earl Jones, Ted Nugent and Samuel L. Jackson. This does not include the people that Shia himself created. Some examples would be Ron Jeremy, who was forged from a wart on Shia's dick and Michael Moore, who was spawned from a giant shit Shia once took.

Shia's best scientific achievement is easily curing polio. He did this by putting his jizz in a syringe and injecting it into an infected woman. He didn't know she had polio, he just wanted to inject his seamen into her. He is also credited with punching a hole through the ozone layer with his left testicle. His right testicle is responsible for creating the Grand Canyon.

Shia first appeared in his current form in 2000 as Louis Stevens on Even Stevens. Since then he has starred in several amazing films such as Transformers, Disturbia, Eagle Eye, and Holes (which ironically enough was the name of a porn he did under another one of his pseudonyms, Peter North).

Today Shia still roams the earth pounding hot chicks and eating live hand grenades. In fact, I believe that he is currently banging you mom/sister/wife/girlfriend.
Shia LaBeouf has a gigantic dick.

Shia LaBeouf is the greatest actor in the history of actors.
by FannyFondler December 30, 2008
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Labravado

The somewhat forced smile and general appearance of confidence put on by an individual with a large dog bounding towards them.
Did you see his face when that massive dog was running at him? Talk about Labravado!
by Ed Sullivan-Pond May 13, 2008
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labean

A VERY sweet, cute, funny, amazing, smart, girl who i would love to date!
Him1: Im loney and need a labean in my life!
Him2: I know, shes jawsome, and schweet!
by The Schmidt July 24, 2010
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