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Liberals

Leftist people who are well intentioned, but believe a utopia is possible with how crazy people are. Ignorant to war and would rather simp to black people and gays than prevent a missile from hitting the U.S.
Liberals in Starbucks:

"We should legalize paedophile trans Muslim teachers and give them tax breaks at the same time!"

"Don't slip on the Chinese sidewalk poop in our liberal city, Los Angeles!"

"We should increase taxes and legalize crack and heroin"

"We are technofascist and own the news, all companies, and love communism"

"Hey! Disagree with me and you're (Insert preapproved, recirculated media talking point )"
by GOVTisCORRUPT January 12, 2021
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Liberals

Idiots who say conservatives are members of the “KKK” when the whole civil rights movement was by republicans, because the current president was pressured to support the movement, those liberals don’t care about freedom! Abraham Lincoln was a big influence on MLK, and he was a republican.
Conservative: We need to build to wall to keep America safe.

Liberals: That is RACIST!!!
by NopeYesNoYesYeah October 31, 2021
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Liberaligious

believing in a religion but not believing in certain practices that the religion mandates.

being too lazy or not caring enough to partake in certain practices that your religion requires/suggests.
Example 1

Dude 1: did you hear Jimmy finally got some from his girlfriend last weekend.

Dude 2: But there not married yet, and they are both Catholic

Dude 1: its ok they are very liberaligious, they are ok with premarital sex

Example 2

Jew 1: hey why are you ordering that, I don't think its kosher

Jew 2: Im liberaligious, I dont really care at this point.
by Doublee7300 May 19, 2009
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Facebook Literalist

Someone who takes jokes and humor in facebook status updates way too literally.
"I posted on my facebook status that I was so exhausted that I needed a couple lines of blow to keep functioning. My sister read it and called my mom and told her I may have a drug problem. She's such a Facebook Literalist."
by DinNYC May 9, 2010
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Liberals

People who are too ignorant, greedy, and/or stupid to see what needs to be done to make America prosperous again. They hide under the guise of peacemakers, civil rights protectors, etc to fool the people to fuel their cause. Under their masks of good will, all they want is money, even if it means double crossing America. You need to wake up, America. The liberals write our school textbooks to rewrite history, they want to take away rights in the Constitution, and want to take away the American peoples rightful power to control the government
Liberals: Vote for Gay Marriage!!

Sensible person: You don't even give a shit about the gays or anyone but yourself for that matter
by crawler001 June 10, 2011
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Cry Liberals

A guy on Urban Dictionary who spouts the worst things ever put to man
Or
Perhaps a satire account
The daily wire is a show talking about the liberal cult:Cry Liberals
by JFK1989 February 9, 2023
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online liberals

Online liberals are the people online that talk about how stupid republicans/conservatives are online without looking at facts. They also post degrading things about republicans/conservatives on this site. Typically in high school and college. Spend most of their time on the internet reading what the liberal media wants them to see. Never have facts behind their statements and need a big wake-up call.
guy1: Bush is stupid! He's ruined our economy!

guy2: Actually the economy has gotten better since Bush has been in office and it's Clinton that ruined our economy. Go join the other online liberals.
by bologerson March 25, 2007
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