An absolute waste of oxygen, a humour vampire who is the human equivalent of a turkey sandwich. If you are on cloud nine, he’s on cloud ten. He’ll remind you frequently how vanilla he is and will get a shit tattoo saying #wild. You would fuck his mum though
by Dave Davidson March 19, 2022

Great hair, almost seems inspired, very verbal when it comes to screaming and games, awesome at longboarding, baby faced ;), wouldnt want to be in his sights if he has a gun
by Trolllolololololol March 2, 2017

Kieran is a low life prick with no friends, he once had a wank with vapour rub. He talks to like 15 lasses at a time and has no respect towards them. Can not play football to save his life.
by Kieran Walton May 11, 2016

by Larnsdale October 9, 2021

by J@$per May 26, 2022

Kieran, the best most amazing looking man on earth. He will treat you like a queen and compliment you every day. When you are feeling down he will make you forget about anything bad that happened in your life. He is also very affectionate and will make you feel like the most loved girl on earth not to mention he has abs.
by Miss.rissa December 24, 2023

kieran is an idiot
by buymehamster69 October 27, 2021
