Karthik

The coolest guy in the history of cool guys but doesn’t know it. Underestimates himself too much but if you’re a Karthik, go take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror and kiss your reflection cuz you deserve to. Being friends with a Karthik is fun and there’s no awkward moment. But being a Karthiks bestuh frienduh is literally the epitome of crack. Their loyalty knows no bounds. Also did I forget to mention, if you’re a Karthik, you’re more intelligent than every freakin person combined. You’re destined to have a great life. And when you find true love, you’re probably in love with a Karthik. Last info, Karthiks look pretty nice in glasses.

“Hey I went to the supermarket and saw this super smartass hot guy”
“Bruh you’re so lucky, they were probably a karthik”

by BK lol November 21, 2021

Vellu Karthik

The man, The myth, Vellu Karthik. He controls the seven seas and destroys his enemies.

He brings rath on those who defy him.
He is God himself and that is all there is.
All women want him.

Person1:Did you know Vellu Karthik can defeat Goku?
Person2:Of course its obvious

by BalaSubramaniyamIyer May 24, 2021

Mario Kart Syndrome

A syndrome that develops in gamers who excessively play the addicting game of Mario Kart with their friends. It's harmless, for the most part. People with this syndrome will begin to hallucinate and daydream. They will start thinking of their entire life as a cartoon-like racing game. Their minds will be haunted by the sound of the "invincible star" music. Some may even start glowing rainbows and start dancing to the music in their heads. They may act jumpy around other people, thinking that at any moment someone will shoot a red koopa shell at them. People with this syndrome also might have the strange habit of collecting banana peels instead of throwing them away after eating their bananas like normal people. When you ask them why, they will almost certainly answer, "For defense against the koopa shells!". Never be caught in a car with a person with Mario Kart Syndrome. They will almost no doubt floor the gas pedal and try to "power slide". They may even laugh like a maniac and say, "You won't beat me this time Luigi!". If you take something that belongs to a person with Mario Kart Syndrome, they'll say, "F---ing Boo stole my item again!" People with Mario Kart Syndrome might also have a strange craving for mushrooms. Lots and lots of mushrooms...

Dad: *playing Mario Kart* Oh yeah! Toad you just got SHELLED!
Daughter: Dad... please... that game's for little kids... You'll get Mario Kart Syndrome at this rate.
Dad: Pfft! That's just a myth.
--Next day--
Dad: *driving his daughter to school and starts flooring the gas pedal and power slides all over the place*
Daughter: DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Dad: ...must... defeat... Donkey... Kong...
Daughter: Dad...? Are you alright...? DAD?!
Dad: I'm better than alright... I'm... *the whole car starts glowing rainbows* INVINCIBLE! *takes his hands off the wheel and starts dancing to "invincible star" music that just started playing on the radio*
Daughter: wtf? *the car goes through several other vehicles unharmed, sending each car it runs through flying*
Dad: *throws banana peel out the window* TAKE THAT YOSHI!
Daughter: DAD! LOOK OUT!
Dad: Huh? *invincibility wears off and they crash into a tree*
Daughter: *looks at watch* Great... Now I'm going to be late for school! ...I hope you're happy Dad!
Dad: Aw man... *head hits steering wheel* I got eighth place!

by Wiseguy16 November 27, 2012

Mario Kart:Double Dash

Mario Kart Double Dash is awesome the two people in a sinlge kart was an ingeouus idea and shpws why Nintendo is the Number 1 video game developer. The graphics and sound are great. The controls are awesome. And the level design with the highly interactive enviorments. Ahhh if you haven't played this game you have lived.

Mario Kart Double Dash is in my opinion the best game in the Mario Kart Series and the second best racer ever next to Burnout 3 Takedown.

by Mc Mario December 3, 2004

kartikye

1.hindu god of war and power
2.indian guy, usually very arrogant and egoistic
3.a very smart guy

kartikye is the big brother of ganesh

by blowme007 November 14, 2011

Karthigan

Karthigan is a boy who is quite energetic. He is able to solve technological problems of all types. He has a big interest with technological devices, you could say. However, when he has to do school work, he is very lazy. He could disturb the class at times, but he's a very respectful, good boy in my opinion. He's got quite a lot of ambitions for his future, which I think are very motivating. He is a very funny person too though. Sometimes this quality can lead himself in the negative location. Basically, I find that he might change his flaws and become a very respectful and inspiring person for others in the future.

You're best friend Kobe Bryant
#Karthigan

by Bryant.Ace December 12, 2020

Kartikey

A guy who most girls have a secret crush on...And that's 9/10 while the one starts crushing on him a bit later than the others but none the less likes him.
And he is not a guy btw he is The Guy cuz he is legendary

Damn,all chicks like him...He must be Kartikey😍

by Roland8-) December 2, 2021