Juno

Juno is the best name for a cat.

Person A: What's the best name?

Grandpa: My cat is called Juno and it suits her fine, so lets have Juno as best name.

by Juno lover June 10, 2022

Juno

Someone who got so pissed off that they shot the sun, then proceeded to shoot his wily one only friend.

Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend...

-Ruler of Everything, Tally Hall

by UrAverageHamSammy June 4, 2024

Juno

Juno is now officially the best name in the world.

"What is the best name?"
"My cat is named Juno and it suits her fine, so let's have juno"

by WorshipStana666 June 1, 2022

Juno

A strange humanoid creature that likes to lurk in discord servers, if approached it will make strange ‘grrrr’ noises to act intimidating but often fails. Because of its below average intelligence tricking the beast is easy. You can sense a Juno from miles away because of its horrendous toxic smell.

Wow I can’t believe Juno has never taken a shower before.

by Sayorichan April 11, 2024

Juno

Juno is super sweet maybe a little ill tempered but if he likes you then he's there for you whenever you need him and he will love you till the end of time. A Juno is usually strong and agile along with being very brilliant. He may be a bit mean but it helps when it comes to protecting you.

"Did u catch Belly's new man, he's so awesome I wish me was mine"
"That's because he's a Juno"

by That person4 September 2, 2018

Juno

Shoots at the sun, had been had

“Yo was Juno mad?”
“Yeah, he was had so he shot at the sun with a gun.”

by TallyRoom May 8, 2023