An Italian & Ecuadorian mix. He is judgmental and controlling. Whenever his lips move he's lying. He has a shrimp DICK (tiny) . He always wants to judge others and not look in the mirror. Juan stalks the people he loves , especially around Christmas time. If you ever meet a Juan run as fast as you can, he's a TOXIC motherfucker.
by belieber2345 January 10, 2019
An asshole that lies and likes everyone even though he has a girlfriend his girlfriend doesn’t like him she is just so desperate to date someone so she dates the least popular person that no one like and he has and he has no future and no good grades
by Justin .B February 18, 2018
Your gardener that will suck on your green card for more breaks and less working hours and come home drinking their Bud-Light and yelling in Blackxican to their 69 children in one apartment room.
Rich Person: Hey Juan, today you can skip the leaves and mow the lawn only.
Juan: *Black Accent* Thank you, mister.
Juan: *Black Accent* Thank you, mister.
by BigDaddyHuf July 24, 2018
Juan is a fake friend that will snitch on you. That name is the most pussy name ever. People with that name are short asf got fake curly hair wear glasses and be sagging ode
by Jose Ortega December 14, 2019
A GAY NIGERIAN WHO LIKES DARK BLACK GIRLS & BBQ SAUCE WITH SOME CHICKAAAN NUGGETZ.
Also nerdy & skinny, whos entire life is Red Dead Redeption / Black Ops.
Has A WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL girlfriend but is VERY ungrateful for how beautiful she is :)
Also nerdy & skinny, whos entire life is Red Dead Redeption / Black Ops.
Has A WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL girlfriend but is VERY ungrateful for how beautiful she is :)
by OhShizzImCuteee April 19, 2011
One of the crustiest meeps in the tri-state area. Notorious for dumping girls over text and tends to be injury prone.
by Fatrob69 November 25, 2017