Juan

An Italian & Ecuadorian mix. He is judgmental and controlling. Whenever his lips move he's lying. He has a shrimp DICK (tiny) . He always wants to judge others and not look in the mirror. Juan stalks the people he loves , especially around Christmas time. If you ever meet a Juan run as fast as you can, he's a TOXIC motherfucker.
DAMNN.. why is Juan such an asshole
by belieber2345 January 10, 2019
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An asshole that lies and likes everyone even though he has a girlfriend his girlfriend doesn’t like him she is just so desperate to date someone so she dates the least popular person that no one like and he has and he has no future and no good grades
by Justin .B February 18, 2018
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Your gardener that will suck on your green card for more breaks and less working hours and come home drinking their Bud-Light and yelling in Blackxican to their 69 children in one apartment room.
Rich Person: Hey Juan, today you can skip the leaves and mow the lawn only.

Juan: *Black Accent* Thank you, mister.
by BigDaddyHuf July 24, 2018
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The number before two
What's before 2?
Juan!
by Dg2121 March 18, 2016
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Juan is a fake friend that will snitch on you. That name is the most pussy name ever. People with that name are short asf got fake curly hair wear glasses and be sagging ode
Juan is a bad name
by Jose Ortega December 14, 2019
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A GAY NIGERIAN WHO LIKES DARK BLACK GIRLS & BBQ SAUCE WITH SOME CHICKAAAN NUGGETZ.

Also nerdy & skinny, whos entire life is Red Dead Redeption / Black Ops.
Has A WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL girlfriend but is VERY ungrateful for how beautiful she is :)
TF Nigga, is you bein Juan now?
by OhShizzImCuteee April 19, 2011
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One of the crustiest meeps in the tri-state area. Notorious for dumping girls over text and tends to be injury prone.
Ew, look at that dude he's such a Juan.
by Fatrob69 November 25, 2017
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