by Spindatasslikeabeyblade May 07, 2021
by jdawg4 August 05, 2019
The biggest bitch out there. She most likely will lie to you and cheat on you because she is a cum sucker
by HandleNutSac February 02, 2019
an absolute fucking mongoloid who grabs the diamond pickaxe, runs into the nether, and dies. like an ape. literally a pile of shit, flies SWARM to him.
"Oh you know Jordan?"
"Yeah, he's like retarded,"
"Yeah, the downies could have used his extra chromies."
"Yeah, he's like retarded,"
"Yeah, the downies could have used his extra chromies."
by FuckingToxicGarbage January 20, 2020
A:That baby stinks!
B:must be a jordan
Nurse:We found the baby in the toilet
Doctor:must be a jordon
B:must be a jordan
Nurse:We found the baby in the toilet
Doctor:must be a jordon
by newfie October 22, 2006
A Jordan is a name of a person usually a male but can be a female's name. The male Jordon is mostly known for their ignorance and a profound lack of mental quickness, Jordans tend to engage in multiple relationships with emotionally and mentally unstable women who are usually taken. Jordans will cheat on their partners with taken women on the internet, show their tiny dicks to any women that will give them the time of day.
"Girl 1: He said I was his drug and he was addicted to me"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
by swagyomom June 25, 2018