Jonah it

To have a phenomenal lead during the game, and blow it and completely lose at the end

Matthew had a lead of 21 points in the football game in the 4th quarter. But then Jonah it and lost 21 to 24 at the end.

by Jonah Marsh May 16, 2021

Jonahed

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and were overconfident that you would win

Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?

by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018

jonah

he is the sweetest and cutest boy you will ever meet! he always picks you up when your down! he says a lot of bad things about himself but none of them are true! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet and you’ll never wanna lose him ever! he is destined to be with an alayna!

person 1: aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: your so lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right

by mehoe November 4, 2019

jonahs

A blonde, creepy shithead of a human being

Jonahs stuck my pencil up his ass!

by beetledickjuice September 6, 2020

jonah

A jonah is a very special person with very special skills like flirting with young childrens ages 7-10. He usually has a basic middle part and tends to be gay and kissing hundreds of men

Oh thats like a jonah weirdo

by theallstar123 May 16, 2022

jonah

Seafaring slang. Refers to somebody who's the cause of bad luck; a jinx. The bearer of bad juju.

He's a Jonah; toss him overboard or we'll all die.

by yyz113 April 15, 2008

the jonah

straddling a girl over with your legs across her neck and butt-ox pressed against her breast while you repeatedly thrust your cock in and out of your mouth causing you to ejaculate in her mouth and on her face.

commonly performed on the curb in between two parks cars between two drunk people.

can be considered rape

Yo J
Sup dude
You do the jonah lately?
Nah man just the typical blumpkin at nics house
Ahh thats rough

by doingthejonah March 30, 2011