Steve Jobs

Jamming An iPod Into The Anus And Masturbating While Listening To "Chocolate Rain" By Tay Zonday

Dude I Was Bored So I Went Home And Did A Steve Jobs But My Mom Walked In And Beat Me For Listening To Such A Shitty Song

by Mike Esco October 11, 2008

Granny Gum Jobs

A blowjob from an old lady who has no teeth. The lack of teeth makes the experience awesome, however the incident is too embarrassing to tell your squad.

The granny gum jobs from old lady Jenkins was probably more erotic than anything I've ever had.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

josymar flores

the king of this fucked up world has many pets but his favorite is eddie harris

johnathan arriaga sucks

by king of rock March 7, 2005

Jobby

1) a poo poo
a word usually used by a weyne
brown / beige (not chocolate)

2) insult

"nanny, please can you wipe my bottom, i've done a smelly jobby which is squidgy and stuck to my fingers."

"stop showing my granny your nipples you big jobby"

by jobbyjobby December 28, 2005

mano jobs

really cute gals giving expert hand jobs

your mum gives mano jobs really fucking well.

by Mr. Plow 2010 January 8, 2010

Joby

Someone who is beautiful, funny, kind, intelligent...well, the list can go on and on.

My name is Joby.

by Joby February 7, 2004

Pulling a Steve Jobs

Too blame a failed demonstration on too many wifi hotspots.
06/07/2010 - Apple Developers Conference

Shigeru Miyamoto's translator was Pulling a Steve Jobs when he blamed the poor control response on too many wifi connections while demonstrating Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword at E3.
06/15/2010 - E3

by Daitenzin June 18, 2010