Jizzy

Brunette girl who looks amazing but is English

Jizzy looks delicious

by uwuan32 May 13, 2023

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Jizzy Osbourne

During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.

Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."

Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"

Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."

Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"

by srika December 5, 2013

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Jizzie

Australian slang for a root beer float.

Dairy Queen Employee: What can I get you?
Aussie: Oi mate can I get a Jizzie?
DQ Employee: ...what?

by Chicken Wanker April 7, 2021

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JIZZY GLIZZY

A no no dirty position that is only for the iron willed, where you lay down and ur female partner gets a toothpick and sticks it in the Métis and sits on it leading to a very painful experience that pays back in a very pleasing manner usually used in the back of a BJ’s family restroom (also called the Bhutanese dragon chimney if you are in Asia)

My girl gave me the best JIZZY GLIZZY in my life and now I have 18 african kids (I’m white)

by Wkdmsm February 23, 2024

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