jiffy burger

An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners

Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger

by Accelgor February 27, 2017

Jiffy

An actual measurment of time

Oh man, i wasted a jiffy, runs dead

by OrangeCougarSphere March 19, 2023

Jiffy

A vessel used in cleansing one’s nether regions upon completion of the act of evacuating the bladder or bowel.

Dude, I need the Jiffy stat!

by Wills Library September 11, 2020

qwiffy jiffy

Taking jiffy corn bread putting it in the vigina, then qwef it out

Jen likes to qwiffy jiffy ounce a week.

by Malaos3 March 21, 2017

Jiffy

American slang term for someone in the deep south who loves peanut butter. Often used as a pejorative.

He always eats peanut butter and banana sandwiches for lunch. Must come from jiffy family.

by TheGr8Baz00 May 30, 2017

Jiffy Noob

The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

jiffy

semi professional csgo player that you should follow @jiffyxo

fuck man, jiffy just fucking owned me connector, imma follow dat nigga @jiffyxo

by comethazine February 28, 2018