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Alien looking ass with a big forehead. He's a skater and he's actually not that bad. Kind of short but his funniness makes up for it. He's kinda weird too, he usually smiles at random things like doors or walls. Jesus does quick glances at anything. Jesus is like a cartoon character he always wears the same clothes.
friend 1: have u seen jesus?
friend 2: is he the one with the big forehead
by thiccthanos November 26, 2018
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Jesus is a funny guy who is Cuban and has a big butt he can make you laugh at anytime with a face expression or a joke he can be a little bit nasty sometimes but it will crack you up.He is some what good at basketball and cares about people even tho it looks like he doesn’t care but he will ask if you’re ok.
Girl:Damn jesus has a big booty I wish I can eat that cake
Girl who has a crush on jesus: back tf off bitch that’s my cake you hoe
by Lookwhostalking May 16, 2018
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(Girl 1)“Hey have you heard about Jesus”.
(Girl 2)”Yeah I heard he has the biggest dick
by Jesusthebigdicknig August 4, 2019
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Some kid i met while playing Fortnite. Quite a nice guy
by SnO-b December 15, 2020
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Jesus is a smart Cute and amazing person he is very funny but sometimes he can get serious and gets very sensitive at time if ur luck u will date a Jesus just dont take advantage of him and don't break his heart
by BBYGAB October 10, 2019
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A cute boy with brown eyes nice soft hair loves soccer and always has his earphones in after school but he has his on this one girl even tho shes younger.
by Itzyoboibigdick November 26, 2018
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Oof me dude I’m Jesus your father from the past btw I love roblox
Hello,JESUS 😂😂
by Amber Gibson May 20, 2019
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