Jenga Compost

The act of nutting with your own dick in your mouth to avoid losing No Nut November, since the jizz never leaves your body.

friend 1: how’s nnn going?
friend 2: bad, i had to resort to a jenga compost last night to stay in

by bangerbonker4222 November 21, 2023

Verbal Jenga Tower

A phrase or sentence so profoundly crazy, out of pocket, positive or negative that it causes major damage once it is said/dropped, either physically or otherwise. Usually uses modern terms/slang/phrases strung together, but it's just a general sentence that's too crazy to the point of causing damage.

"Shawty's level 5 gyat Fanum taxes the rizzler's skibidi into becoming an FNF pookie bear" - a Verbal Jenga Tower, capable of killing a 10th century peasant on command.

"Ain't no way bro, that was a fucking crazy Verbal Jenga Tower, I can't comprehend a single word of it"

by Blazin Homura December 2, 2023

be jenga

when you're about to play jenga

EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: "time to be jenga."
Person 2: "ok"

EXAMPLE 2

Person 1: "you wanna do some jenga?"
Person 2: "no"

by EtherDude December 11, 2022

git jenga

When trying to manage source control in such a bewildering state that attempting to do anything becomes a complicated game where the out come is ether a successful code commit or losing all of your changes.

Why is Tom still here and cursing at his computer?
He forgot to stash on a detached head and now he's trying to play git jenga to get his commits on his branch.

by some guy on his work gmail July 12, 2017

Jeevus Jenga

The man of the night, fucking all women on the street like the next sex bomb appearing on everyone's rooftops looking down on everyone ovaries. He also has a fetish for a autistic faggot in his class and faps to it all night. This shows how unpredictable the god of kunjis can be

Girl 1 :A man has taken refuge in the girls toilet.
Girl 2 :Oh crap it's JEEVUS JENGA of the night.

by TherealfirefighterAtSubway June 28, 2018

Jenga

Not to be confused with the game, but rather a way to call somebody fucking crazy

Person 1: yeah so I ate a whole family yesterday

Person2: you’re jenga bro what the fuck

by anklesocks January 25, 2019

Jenga

A maneuver performed by the male counterpart during sexual intercourse. Situation: the male detects that semen (see cum) will be exiting his reproductive organ, commonly referred to as his penis or dick. In order to prevent his partner from becoming impregnated unwillingly, he suddenly and immediately unsheaths his dick from within the female's reproductive organ, the vagina or pussy and sprays the semen over her front torso and face. Result: the partner is not impregnated and therefore needs no abortions. Side effects may include female annoyance and a giggling sensation of the male due to the evident humor of the situation. Scientists are still debating whether or not this act was chivalrous or pure evil.

(After maneuver is complete; to female) Ha! I just pulled a Jenga on you!
(After maneuver is complete; to male) WTF?! Why'd you just Jenga me?

by Power Houz June 6, 2018