King Jellybean

The pedophile bean character from the medieval fairytale esque adventure Rick and Morty went on (specifically S1 E5, 13:24).

Also used as slang for a pedophile, or a person who molests young children by using their superiority complex, charisma, and influential position to abduct, rape and murder children. Also could represent a historical figure whose more grievous past actions were found out but hid from the general public in order to preserve the well being of the community they had, or still have an influence on.
Fred: "Yo, did you hear that Becky's 12 year old sister went missing?"
George: "HS, for real? I bet it was King Jellybean, the old man across the street. I see his binoculars flash in the sunlight sometimes, and often if you follow the direction of his gaze, it leads to the direction of the playground!"

John: "Turns out that a lot of Israelite heroes from the Bible were true King Jellybeans, cause they married tweens and early teens (although consensually) and had sex with them..."
José: "Thass cuzz it waz 'cceptable back then, bruh..."
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner July 4, 2020
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Jellybean

A girl that has been doxxed for no reason just and got her IP address on the internet and people just be rude to her but not meowbahh
jellybean: Reading awful hate-

skeletons: Shut the fuck up no one likes you
by Hornyb__ch May 28, 2022
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jellybeaner

a mexican that is in the LGBTQ community
"that mexican is a jellybeaner"
by hecktor gat ari April 19, 2023
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Ride the Jellybean

When someone puts their ass cheeks over a clit and squishes it in between.
Last night when Gary went all ride the jellybean I almost came but then he farted.
by Straight Up Ums June 6, 2020
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jellybean poop

When going to the bathroom this morning all I did was jellybean poop.
by Tonychrist December 1, 2013
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Jellybean

Jellybean is mid
by Jumper909 August 27, 2022
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Jellybean

Jellybean more...uhh fuck cancer
by Haterke3 July 1, 2022
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