Jed

A Jed is a name associated with a person who lies and manipulates to get “their bit” also used to describe scab movement or an insult normally referred to as Jedding abbreviated it’s jed

Are you jedding me

Don’t be a jed

Iwl stop moving like a jed

by BabygirlMm September 15, 2020

Jed

The tip of a penis.

Gross! Your jed has to be infected!

by CatholicPope August 24, 2023

Jed Moment

A whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"

"Why does he look like le bingus?"

"Jed Moment"

by Beaj the man June 30, 2024

jed

never be this person

i’d never wanna be named JED

by aye ;) May 23, 2019

Jed

A smart kid who wears glasses and ACTUALLY does work in school, what a loser.
Also incredibly friendly and always brightens up your day.

"Woah, Jimmy is soooo smart, I wish I had brains like his."
"I know Julia, he is such a Jed."

by JimmyJelly15 November 6, 2019

Jed yang

A large guy who is often referred to special education. A Jed Yang likes to eat a lot and u may rhyme his name with many words. Jed yang also attracts many ladies and gets more pussy than u ever will

Yo, I think hes in Jed Yang.
RED TED SPED LED BED JED YANNNGGG.
God I wish I was as attractive as Jed Yang

by Aeon Wang March 29, 2017

jed davies

Jed Davies is the sexiest lad to ever walk the earth, any girl he likes is automatically a 10, this geezer knows no boundaries on pussy slaying and will take on 500 bitches in one weekend and will definitely be the last man standing

Girl 1: I wish Jed Davies would slay my pussy

Girl 2: same

by Truth be told 6969 March 14, 2021