Jed

A Jed is a name associated with a person who lies and manipulates to get “their bit” also used to describe scab movement or an insult normally referred to as Jedding abbreviated it’s jed

Are you jedding me

Don’t be a jed

Iwl stop moving like a jed

by BabygirlMm September 15, 2020

Jed

A kid that loved nature and then got glued to his xbox. Has a specialty of pissing people off.

Person 1: where’s Jed I thought he would go on this camping trip?
Person 2: no he is to busy play Xbox, man he really pisses me off!

by Poseidonskid June 19, 2018

Jed

The tip of a penis.

Gross! Your jed has to be infected!

by CatholicPope August 24, 2023

Jed Moment

A whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"

"Why does he look like le bingus?"

"Jed Moment"

by Beaj the man June 30, 2024

Jed

The act of making someone super repulsive and utterly rejected by the community

“Hey do u remember bob?”
“U mean the guy who got Jeded? Lol hes such a looser”

by DarealDookie August 21, 2022

Jed

A smart kid who wears glasses and ACTUALLY does work in school, what a loser.
Also incredibly friendly and always brightens up your day.

"Woah, Jimmy is soooo smart, I wish I had brains like his."
"I know Julia, he is such a Jed."

by JimmyJelly15 November 6, 2019

Jed

An annoying loud, obnoxious fat bitch who is secretly Ranga but never wants to admit is and is definitely gay

Jed is a bitch.

by Umm sorry May 1, 2023