The current president of Argentina, He is an anarcho-capitalist (Debatable after 2023; he literally became the head of state, which ancaps opposes the state), and he is basically Argentinian Trump
by GasparThalasso May 25, 2025
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Friend 2: But he has like a really REALLY big dick
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Friend 2: Ya his name is Javier and he likes to like things on fire
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Friend 2: But he has like a really REALLY big dick
Friend 1: Oh? I gotta get his number!
by goodoldfriendlybitch1234 February 12, 2022
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This guy stole my car today but I saw him at the 711 buying bread, peanut butter and jelly. So I confronted him about my car and he apologized and told me his name was Javier Jurado-Jurado and convinced me to go to his place, so I did, I said I would not fuck hi and he said ok, but we got to his place and he pulled out his cock and I couldn't resist! my husband called while I was riding his cock, I just laughed and kept fucking him, it didn't bother me at all even though I should have felt guilty, he had some power over me...or maybe it was just that dick? We left and before I noticed, he took off in my car again!
by Cakencock March 24, 2024
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