Jacob

Jacob is the nicest, funniest and most caring person ever. Though he may be shy at first, if you get to know him he's a great friend. He's very modest, so modest he doesn't know how to take a compliment. Girls chase him around and go crazy over him, except there will be one girl who is one of his best friends that ends up falling for him but thinks she'll never be good enough for him. That's Jacob for you.

Girl: Hey Jacob
Jacob: Hey, what's up
G: Not much, I was just wondering if you'd like to hang out sometime
J: Sure, that sounds like fun

by DiamondXD November 29, 2018

Jacob

A fat dwarf-midgit who is a tranny with a 5mm penis

That Jacob is so cool

by gyhippo August 22, 2011

Jacob

(This applies to some Jacobs only) Rude, inconsiderate, a backstabber, and has the filthiest mind around. No really, he won't shut up. Ever. He constantly makes fun of you and doesn't like you for who you are. He and his brainwashed drone tend to walk around the school making gross, impolite, or unfunny jokes. If you see a Jacob, make sure he's one of the good ones before you talk to him. This kind I'm describing will usually think that everything he says is hilarious and that everyone loves him. He apparently doesn't know how to apologize, and believes that he's never wrong. Oh yeah, and the bad Jacob likes to spread rumors and start drama. Be careful around Jacobs, some can be really cool people but others...

"Hey did you see that new kid, Jacob?"
"Yeah but I think he's one of the Bad Jacobs."
"Why?"
"Let's see, he makes fun of everyone he meets, he won't quiet himself for one second, and can't stop making filthy jokes."

by YourTrueAdvisor May 28, 2013

Jacob

He digs in his butt.and thinks he's all that but he ain't.so yeah

Me :Jacob.b. Digs in his butt

by That young gurl April 2, 2017

Jacob

He's the kid you always want to be friends with. He's hot, loving, and a athletic. He's the popular kid in your school and if he talks to you you go from a demon to a angel.

That kid right there is a Jacob!

by TheChihuahua March 29, 2017

Jacob

Jacob is a guy that is never shy and very fast runner and very kind, good friend well like the best person ever some will think he's sexy and some don't . I would not go on his had side or he will be rude and weird around u

Jacob:hi ?
U: umm hi?
Jacob: my name is Jacob cow moo moo

U:haha ur funny :)

by Hello Jacob July 4, 2018

Jacob

A person who is known as 'Jacob' will seem kind at first, but actually turn into a dragon at night. They know much about geographic issues, modern history, literature and various aspects of drama. People named Jacob are attracted to Japanese girls Nodoka, typically have blonde hair and blue eyes, and also enjoy singing in their past time. He talks with a Japanese accent most of the time, whilst luring girls into his tutoring business to only change into his dragon formation to eat them. Beware.

Kim: Jacob offered me some tutoring yesterday, I didn't want to accept as there has been a mysterious pattern of girls going missing after his tutoring groups.
Bridget: Yes I have noticed that, my mumma warned me about those dangerous boys.

by GEOGRAPHYFTW325 October 15, 2012