In the Invader Zim universe, the Planet Jackers are a faction of aliens that steal planets and other celestial bodies with a massive towing vessel. They sneak up on unsuspecting planets and enclose them in a hollow, metal bubble. The inside of the sphere is one big television screen, which projects a sky so no one knows what happened. The planet then begins to experience random quakes across the globe as a result of the pull from when they change direction. The Planet Jackers' homeworld orbits a dying sun forcing them to throw planets into it like fire wood to keep it burning. After a series of seismic events and interferences of his equipment, Zim deduces that the Planet Jackers have set their sights on Earth. Realizing he won't be able to conquer Earth if they take it, Zim attempts to reason with the Jackers by citing what had apparently been previously established as the Irken/Planet Jackers Treaty stating "all planets marked for conquest by the Irken military are to be left where they are." The Jackers inform Zim that Earth was not, in fact, marked and was fair game. Because Zim's mission of conquest on Earth was, unbeknownst to him, actually his exile and Earth itself was really never officially sanctioned for invasion, he thinks these Jackers are attempting to violate the treaty and is forced to stop them on his own. After managing to cut open the metal bubble and freeing the Earth, Zim towed it back to our solar system, ready to be invaded by him.
"The Irken Empire will destroy me if they come to check on my progress and find the planet missing! I have to stop the Planet Jackers if I am to be left with a planet to invade!" -Zim
by Razorglove July 31, 2011
Get the Planet Jackersmug. by kidflash July 14, 2010
Get the swaggar jackermug. by jcarreon October 17, 2007
Get the yummy jackermug. Someone who deliberately buys and wears the exact same sneakers (model/color) that he knows you wear, and then acts like he didn't know you already rocked them.
by KingEngland August 8, 2010
Get the Sneaker Jackermug. A Wasp; mainly a wasp who drives off a hummingbird to feast upon the nectar that lies inside a hummingbird feeder.
A friend who steals your beverage and drinks until it is all gone.
A friend who steals your beverage and drinks until it is all gone.
by Danwise August 13, 2005
Get the Juice-Jackermug. Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.
Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.
Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.
"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."
by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008
Get the conversation hi-jackermug. by jcarreon December 31, 2008
Get the yummy jackermug.