What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second. Well.. Oh, he gets butt nekkid. And then he walks through the streets, winkin' at the freaks. With a two liter (Of Faygo) stuck in his butt cheeks.
What is a juggalo? He just don't care. He might try to put a weave in his nut hair. 'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks, he tell her that her butt stinks, and all that.
What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish. And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch. Next thing, he's pickin' fights with his best friend. Then he starts with the huggin' again.. Fuck.
What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic. Somebody with a rope tied to his dick, then he jumps out a ten story window.. Oooh.
What is a juggalo? A juggalo. That's what it is, well, fuck if I know. But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo.
What is a juggalo? A dead body. Well, he ain't really dead but he ain't like anybody you ever met before. He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitchboy. He'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy. Walks right in the house, when you're having supper, and dip his nuts in your soup.
What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phoney. He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni. And watch you sit there. And eat it. 'Cause you're a stupid ass dumb bitch fuckin' idiot.
What is a juggalo? He's a graduate. He graduate from....Well. At least he got a job. He's not a dump puts. He works for himself, scratchin' his nuts.
What is a juggalo? A hulkamaniac. He powerbombs mother fuckers into thumbtacks. People like him til they find out he's unstable. He sabu'd your mom through a coffee table.
I figured you wouldn't understand.
What is a juggalo? He just don't care. He might try to put a weave in his nut hair. 'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks, he tell her that her butt stinks, and all that.
What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish. And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch. Next thing, he's pickin' fights with his best friend. Then he starts with the huggin' again.. Fuck.
What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic. Somebody with a rope tied to his dick, then he jumps out a ten story window.. Oooh.
What is a juggalo? A juggalo. That's what it is, well, fuck if I know. But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo.
What is a juggalo? A dead body. Well, he ain't really dead but he ain't like anybody you ever met before. He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitchboy. He'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy. Walks right in the house, when you're having supper, and dip his nuts in your soup.
What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phoney. He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni. And watch you sit there. And eat it. 'Cause you're a stupid ass dumb bitch fuckin' idiot.
What is a juggalo? He's a graduate. He graduate from....Well. At least he got a job. He's not a dump puts. He works for himself, scratchin' his nuts.
What is a juggalo? A hulkamaniac. He powerbombs mother fuckers into thumbtacks. People like him til they find out he's unstable. He sabu'd your mom through a coffee table.
I figured you wouldn't understand.
See lyrics for "What is a Juggalo", by I.C.P, as seen partly above, or wholly through an internet search engine.
by Houdi February 23, 2008
A juggalo is more than just a fan. A juggalo doesn't give a s**t about what others think. It is a way of life. If somebody claims they are a juggalo or a juggalette just by listening to ICP they are a juffalo, juggahoe or such. To be truly down is to understand the lyrics and how your fellow brothers and sisters feel. Juggalos and juggalettes can listen to more than just Psychopathic bands. They can listen to whatever else you want to. It is not about hating Eminem just because ICP does. Not about having ICP (or others) merchandise. The juggalos and the juggalettes that do think that are just clown boys or girls. This is, on occasion, peoples morals and beliefs in this crazy world at how we need to stick together in this b***h a** world. To be a juggalo you need to tolerate others... exept those who do nothing and only harm the world.
These are lyrics i know some juggalos feel:
"and to a carnival to which we can all belong"
Walk into the Light, The Wraith de Shangrela, ICP
"death don't want you when the rain is gone but with your lotus high you know we all belong"
Lotus Up, Tales From the Lotus Pod, Dark Lotus
"and to a carnival to which we can all belong"
Walk into the Light, The Wraith de Shangrela, ICP
"death don't want you when the rain is gone but with your lotus high you know we all belong"
Lotus Up, Tales From the Lotus Pod, Dark Lotus
by Ben Rath March 20, 2006
A group of apparently widely misunderstood people who have an opinion that differentiates from others exposing them to massive amounts of hate. Juggalos are simply fans of the Insane Clown Posse who partake in the culture that they have spread throughout their loyal fanbase. This includes wearing clown-like makeup, drinking Faygo soda and listening to Horrorcore Hip-Hop music. They are ridiculed an unusual amount because of their taste in music and the fact that people don't agree with it. If only people would realize that it is a matter of opinion and shut their fucking noise holes to prevent themselves from looking like morons, most of which are too late to save. I, the one writing, am not a Juggalo, but I enjoy ICP's music and think that their fanbase has the right to enjoy it without ridicule as well. Honestly, if we called you gay for listening to your favorite music and told US that it was a matter of opinion, that would make you a hypocrite. Back on topic, they do have their own slang terms, mainly being neden for vagina or Juggalo, which is described above.
by Not an important person September 18, 2013
A juggalo is a term for anyone who is enlightened enough to understand aspects of life through multiple perspectives. one who values the opinion of the neighborhood crack whore just as much as the middle class white guy. A juggalo would never discriminate against anyone for any reason. He (or she, or it) would never judge someone based on race, color, religion, background, sexual prefernence, goals or anything. A juggalo is someone with an exceptional amount of love to bring to the world. one who accepts anyone regardless of their flaws. it is more than ICP. they just provided the key of enlightenment. Sometimes It takes some white rappers painted like clowns to make a change. A juggalo will love you even when you hate him..peace! To fully embrace the light, one must fully understand the dark..
by Fats pepper March 04, 2007
a word to describe the differences juggalos would have with one another and what's real to them, also see Juggaloism.
by TheBoyBlue91982 August 18, 2010
What is a Juggalo? This is a toughy for most, but it's more like a way of life. Juggalos don't give a damn what you have to say about them, they couldn't care less. True Juggalos are down with the clown "'til they're dead in the ground" and won't stop the Juggalo way of life. Juggalos love other Juggalos like family, no matter what. Did I also mention they don't give a fuck? Juggalos should not be stereotyped, they can be rich, poor, fat, skinny, ugly, pretty, happy, sad, whatever. Juggalos will look out for any other Juggalo, usually by any means necessary. Juggalos are different from your everyday people, but lots of Juggalos are alike, which is why they get along so well. Juggalos are not racists or bigots, they don't discriminate in any way. A Juggalo is often confused as just an ICP fan, it's MUCH more than that, like I said, it's a god damn family.
Other names for Juggalos: Ninjas, Ninjettes, Wicked Clowns, Clowns, Juggalotus, 'los or 'lettes (as in Juggalos or Juggalettes), Homies.
Couple of Juggalo sayings: Neden (vagina), Nugget (a human head), MCL (Much Clown Love), Cotton Candy (vagina), Popsicles (penis).
Other names for Juggalos: Ninjas, Ninjettes, Wicked Clowns, Clowns, Juggalotus, 'los or 'lettes (as in Juggalos or Juggalettes), Homies.
Couple of Juggalo sayings: Neden (vagina), Nugget (a human head), MCL (Much Clown Love), Cotton Candy (vagina), Popsicles (penis).
by Juggalo17 February 10, 2007
An often misunderstood sub-culture that listens to groups like ICP and Twiztid. Generally claimed to be "uneducated posers" but in reality this is not true. The people that make urban dictionary posts saying that juggalos are "uneducated posers" usually don't even know how to make a complete sentence without some type of grammatical error. The older generation of juggalos are generally nice people who just happen to listen to music that the mainstream doesn't like. It's the "new" generation of juggalos that are ruining it for the rest of us by constantly replying to trolls on youtube with replies such like "Fck yall haterz we b kckn it fo realz on tha east sidee WHOOP WHOOP NINJAZZ" Replies such as these are often used by "haters" to try and prove their point. Many people try to claim that "all juggalos are violent" since the music is violent. However, these "haters" fail to consider that in "normal" society a lot of people are violent. Would you say that all Elton John fans are psycho if one guy shot someone while listening to "Rocket Man"? Hell no. A juggalo can be anybody. He/she could be the single parent living down the street who works at a shitty job all day and prefers to listen to ICP instead of going to work and killing people. He/she could be the fat kid at a high school where no one gives a shit, and the only semblance of family that he/she has is other juggalos. Even the rich white kid who “reps da hatchet evrydy” is a juggalo. He just also happens to be a faggot
"Hater": Yo ain't you one of them juggalo posers? I fuckin' hate you guys, even though I can think of no reason why I should hate you personally. My opinions are pre-programmed for me by the "mainstream" and since hating juggalos is popular right now, I have to hate you as a person based solely on the music you listen to.
Juggalo: Fuck off.
Juggalo: Fuck off.
by MaddyC November 14, 2010