Jesus Christ on a bloody bike

This term will most likely be heard in the uk. It is used when surprised or appalled.

Mike:(gives Derek a fright)
Derek:Jesus Christ on a bloody bike!!!

See jesus Christ

by Fayextreme May 22, 2016

Jesus Christ on a crutch!

Simply means, "O fuck!" or, "O shit!".

Jesus Christ on a crutch! you shouldn't have done that.

by Telephony2 June 29, 2023

jesus christ on a coke binge

jager, grey goose vodka, gold schloger, and red bull... on the rocks.. get at me

"Hey man instead of doing that blaster lets get a jesus christ on a coke binge!!"

by Schiller Street Posse January 29, 2010

Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass!

An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".

Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!

by JPF December 31, 2007

Jesus Christ Porn

The one-way ticket to getting into hell.

Yo I saw somebody draw Jesus Christ Porn of him giving Satan a blowjob

by A Fucking Mistake February 23, 2019

Jesus Christ mc God

Really cool;
unbelievable;
Rad

John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton

your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.

by 8zee8 April 21, 2008

Jesus Christ Manouver

Riding two animals (or vehicles) at the same time by straddling on both of them, as Jesus did in Matthew 21:6–7 :

"So the disciples went and did as Jesus commanded them. / They brought the donkey and the colt, laid their clothes on them, and set Him on them. " NKJV

Wapow my brethren, check out my homie who trained two of his pet tigers. And holy crow! He's riding not just one, he's doing the Jesus Christ Manouver on both! How the heck does he even balance like that?

by Paul Stompbox June 25, 2019