bald badger

1. Bald Badger is the common name for any hairless animal of three subfamilies, which belong to the family Mustelidae

2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia

"Hey Tony - are you off to your bedroom to go and pummell the bald badger?"

"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 16, 2008

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belly balding

Usually completed by a large group of girls, it is when a person rubs anothers belly until they fall into a deep slumber. It is popular in many rural areas as well as european countries.

Pheobs: just keep belly balding im almost in a slumber state

Allie: alright here comes hyper-speed

Pheobs: ZZZZZzzzzz......

Mer: Nice job shes hybernating

by Big Moke May 12, 2008

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Small Balding

A Man who knows no bounds or reality nor existence. He was not born, rather he was created. He knows no bounds f power. He has the perception into the cosmos that no being, even God has ever obtained. Sure Aidan is the alpha, but Small Balding is the alpha raised to the power of Aleph Null.

Average citizen of the cosmos: Did you hear Small Balding created a new plain of existence yesterday?

by @TheRealSmallBalding October 06, 2020

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