A private all-girls school on the Main Line which breeds eating disorders and low self-esteem. About 6 or 7 percent of women in the United States suffer from an eating disorder, but about 40 percent of Agnes Irwin girls think they're too fat and need to lose weight before J. Crew's new spring line comes out and will result to spending lunch in the library or sneaking off to the secret bathroom next to the theater to vom.
Every other high school in America may have the average slacker/burnout population, but at Agnes Irwin the biggest slacker is someone who doesn't get 9 copies of APUSH notes before the test - which Wigs will almost invariably score an A-/B+ - a tragedy to Irwins' girls. But these high-strung, uptight, and might I add hungry young women know how to get down on the weekends. You might spot an Irwin's girl getting her grind on at a Haverford mixer, swilling at a house party (most likely held at a mansion where the parents have jetted out of town for the weekend), or blowing lines in a bathroom stall at Shampoo. Well, I guess you wouldn't see her blowing lines, but trust me she is. Overall a prestigious academic institution instilling in its students a weird obsession with grades, being thin, and knowing the most boys.
Every other high school in America may have the average slacker/burnout population, but at Agnes Irwin the biggest slacker is someone who doesn't get 9 copies of APUSH notes before the test - which Wigs will almost invariably score an A-/B+ - a tragedy to Irwins' girls. But these high-strung, uptight, and might I add hungry young women know how to get down on the weekends. You might spot an Irwin's girl getting her grind on at a Haverford mixer, swilling at a house party (most likely held at a mansion where the parents have jetted out of town for the weekend), or blowing lines in a bathroom stall at Shampoo. Well, I guess you wouldn't see her blowing lines, but trust me she is. Overall a prestigious academic institution instilling in its students a weird obsession with grades, being thin, and knowing the most boys.
by truthhurts26 September 28, 2008
Get the Agnes Irwin Schoolmug. by Krad B. November 12, 2008
Get the Steve Irwin's Expeditionmug. well, a steve irwin stinger is when u dickslap a girl in the chest so hard, it penatrates her skin and goes right into her heart and kills her, DEF.2 A big penis or indiscase a big dick goes in a womens body and her heart comes out
yo Vinny, u noe that girl Amanda that I like? well i gave her a steve irwin stinger and the bitch died on me6. stinger <br />7 up, 6 down <br /><br /><br />When blowing a load on a girl's face you get some in her eye.<br /><br />She tried to bite my balls off after I gave her a stinger. yo jimmy what richard i took my big dick in rolled up in dis ho
by dasnoman7 September 11, 2006
Get the steve irwin stingermug. A very terrible school, full of racism and lesbians. The principal is a pussy. There’s no damn windows, terrible dress code(like really terrible) 0/10 wouldn’t recommend.
by yòúrđāđ July 10, 2020
Get the James Irwin Charter Schoolmug. 1. To be attacked by any wild animal in its native habitat, specifically by a stingray.
2. Die at the hand of a wild animal.
2. Die at the hand of a wild animal.
by CaptainPolaris February 27, 2009
Get the Go All Steve Irwin On Youmug. The lesser known father of Steve Irwin.
Born on June 8, 1939, Bob Irwin has been an animal conservationist for more than fifty years. He is still very much alive as of now, and has continued to live through the indescribable pain of outliving one's own child since his son's incredibly unusual death in September 2006. He was also the cause of some family drama in June 2021, when his granddaughter claimed that he was very cold and distant, sometimes to the point of flat-out abuse.
Born on June 8, 1939, Bob Irwin has been an animal conservationist for more than fifty years. He is still very much alive as of now, and has continued to live through the indescribable pain of outliving one's own child since his son's incredibly unusual death in September 2006. He was also the cause of some family drama in June 2021, when his granddaughter claimed that he was very cold and distant, sometimes to the point of flat-out abuse.
Bob Irwin is quite amazing when you think about it. The man found out that his son died doing what he loved, and it inspired him to keep going. He even semi-retired two years later to pay respects to Steve.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021
Get the Bob Irwinmug. by Hot tH00ț September 17, 2019
Get the Steve irwinmug.