Someone who was not really noticeable in high school. They weren’t really popular and weren’t good at sports enough to get their name announce on the loud speaker. Short person that you couldn’t see in the hallways. Always has bigger personalities surrounding so they never really get noticed.
Gabby is irrelevant to the more popular more athletic Emilee. But Emilee is very relevant to Gabby as her name was always being talked about around school for sports and being so cool.
by Emswagmaster2000 December 18, 2023
by CowboysFan21 April 24, 2020
Hym "I have already done things for which I can be credited. Who are other people going to compare you to? Not you. And the seed money I could accrue from the act of being credited would would render your entire world view irrelevant as you are a charlatan."
by Hym Iam August 06, 2022
That Irrelevant hoe Ashley can’t stop talk about me even though I dumper her ass for cheatin. She need to move along. #KarmasABitch #KaramdNotJustAClubInJersey
by AshleyBIrrelevant July 24, 2022
The type of people who go out of their way to not mind their own business and make antagonistic comments towards others they perceive as "weaker" based solely on superficial traits such as gender, weight, social status, social class, monetary wealth, etc. in the misguided or ignorant hopes that this will elevate their own perception of themselves to Somebody. Desperate Irrelevants have a tragic inability to deal with the crushing weight of their own finite existence, which leads to them clawing and scratching at everything and everyone all the way to their graves.
"Everytime I turn a corner in San Francisco there's always someone making a snarky comment about my weight."
"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."
...
"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."
"Did you sell your car though?"
"Of course, it was an awesome car."
...
"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."
"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."
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"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."
"Did you sell your car though?"
"Of course, it was an awesome car."
...
"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."
by Tits Armageddon January 16, 2023
When a female who has male friends who has had sexual dates with each one of them and the irrelevant dick catches feelings for her and gets mad at all the other one who's had sex with her and now she deletes his number
Hey girl, what are you doing tonight?
Going out with Sam. Why?
Who's Sam?
What's it too you?
Well I thought we was going to hang out tonight..
Well I'm sorry..
So it's like that?.
You are irrelevant dick dude..
Going out with Sam. Why?
Who's Sam?
What's it too you?
Well I thought we was going to hang out tonight..
Well I'm sorry..
So it's like that?.
You are irrelevant dick dude..
by Tha truth August 26, 2016