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indeoendant

Someone who is going through a quarterlife crisis that doesent need to rely on others.
Person one: "I've been trying so hard recently and nobody seems to notice..."
Person two: "Dont fret you will get through this. YOU ARE A STRONG INDEOENDANT WOMAN."
by Honky bonky alonky December 3, 2022
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Homocunthropus Infectus

A male or female nymphomanic so twisted they make a game of contracting venereal diseases to pass on to others, be they male female or lower order primate. The point being the competition to infect the largest number possible in the shortest amount of time.
How to practice at being a Homocunthropus Infectus.

Esleasabeth: I just got a whole junior basketball team to my gift of scabes.
Ejockulator: That's nothing I got the whole football team with hiv and Sars.
Eseazabeth: OMG you win the great Good Googly Moogly!
by Nightstallion August 20, 2009
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east infection

Phenomenon common in diversified cities where Caucasian, African-American, or any race other than the Asians become obsessively interested in Eastern asian cultures (e.g. Chinese, Japanese, Korean)
The expression of such interest is most commonly expressed as having an Asian partner (girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse), being obsessed with anime and cosplay, as well as other popular Asian medias (Kpop, Jrock, Dramas and so forth.)
Also linked with the term Yellow Fever.
Known for its parody effect for its similarity with the common vaginal skin infection: yeast infection.
Alice was so in to the popular Asian cultures, she drowns herself in anime, cosplay and even her boyfriend was asian. She obviously has the case of an east infection.

Whenever David saw a Caucasian male with an Asian female, he would say, "That guy definitely has an East infection."
by poophuman August 2, 2011
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Yeti infection

A yeti infection is a sexually transmitted disease that can only be spread in a very cold climate. It is most common in the northeastern United States. Symptoms included a rash, yellow pus, and other uncomfortable issues
Ever since Julia went night skiing she has had a terrible yeti infection.
by Trains to truth February 21, 2013
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Mythical Inferno

Slang for the burning sensation while you pee caused by an STD.
The mythical inferno whenever he went to the bathroom was a cold, stark reminder never to frequent an Asian prostitute without protection.
by #ReachForTheSkylar June 2, 2013
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red inferno

When you eat taco bell with hot sauce and get bloody shit
Tom ate taco bell and had a red inferno in his pants
by THE BADAPPLE 66 October 18, 2020
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urinary text infection

when you're texting and peeing at the same time and you accidentally pee on your phone (males only).

ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
by oldsport December 17, 2014
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