Troll Inches

The number of inches a man TELLS a woman his penis is....divided by pi

He says that he has 11 inches, but the 'troll inches' translation means that he only has about 3 1/2.

by 11 Inches My Ass April 5, 2004

Public Boob Itcher

A Girl Who Will Itch there boob in public and will sometimes be proud of it or try and show will off some times

Michelle: *itches boob*
Alex:What are you doing?
Michelle: itching my boob*
Alex:wow your such a public boob itcher
Michelle: Thanks.....Wana itch?
Alex:no fucking way

by A-loiy December 3, 2009

the whole nine yards not the first six inches

1. What a woman should be looking for in a man. (combination of the phrase "whole nine yards" as in: Phrase equivalent to "Everything that is available." and Six Inches, the length of the average male penis)

"Girl, what you need to be looking for is the whole nine yards not the first six inches."

by RUKind January 8, 2009

inherit the wind

1. play read in english 11 classes throughout the country that promotes safe sex and family guy-oriented outtakes;
2. slang meaning to literally catch someone else's fart, or to inherit it through grandma's will.

Grandma ate many beans today and sat on my face, forcing me to inherit the wind

by A.J. Harris October 11, 2006

4 inches

A 4 inch dick. While below average, it may pleasure women. It depends on thier preferences and what they can handle.

Sam: How big is your dick?
John: 4 inches.
Sam: Oh, okay. Well mine is a mile long.
*whips his dick out*
John: Hey, you want a blowjob?
Sam: Only if you can get to the balls.
John: Hell yeah.
*seconds later*
Sam: oh... oh... Oh.... OH.... AHHH.... AHHHHH. FASTER.
John: *thinking* mmmm. So good and fat and juicy.
Sam: OHHH... OHHH...
John: *manages to suck Sam's huge balls*
Sam: OHHHHHH.... OHHHH... I'M GONNA CUM! OH SHIT. OH SHIT! *cums gallons*
John: mmm so tasty....

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by YeetfulandDecitful October 24, 2020

3 inches of blood

It's a synonym for fucking badass metal.

These guys may not be original in the sense of being a ground-breaking group, but in a time where truly talented heavy metal bands are hard to come by, 3IOB fills the gap perfectly. They are somewhere between thrash, speed, and power metal. In other words, they are a heavier, thrashier version of Iron Maiden and Judas Priest. The vocals are great, although many people would consider them "weird" compared to the douchebaggery-filled voice of Nickelback's singer. Some fans of 3 Inches of Blood, myself included, think that the band could stand to improve by removing the metalcore vocals of Jamie Hooper, but if that's the only problem they have, then who the fuck cares, they kick more ass than is humanly necessary and then some. And then some more. And more. And more.

2 weeks ago, I heard 3 Inches of Blood for the first time. They kicked my ass. Hard.

too long; didn't read: 3 INCHES OF BLOOD=FREAKIN AWESOME METAL.

by Mitch Henderson December 4, 2007

18 inches of pain

A very large penis about 1 foot 6 inches long and of varying girth. Said penis must be large enough to cause discomfort to a recipient in any act of sexual activity.

Daniel: Hey man, I gave THIS 18 inches of pain last night! She was screaming for mercy!
Duncan: I wish mine was 18 inches, all i have is this 1 incher...

by 18Inchwang June 22, 2006